Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I bet she humps it.
BTW Fuddy, Of interest.
FNC and all the media here are lapping up all the bull Obama puts out, but the day after his SOTU speech CFRB radio in Toronto lit into him. They were disgusted by his speech.
CC obviously checks no sources; he was so in the tank for 0bama. I think he was one of the first ‘documented’ cases of PDS. The CDC should have put him in quarantine.
But the towel report...so misogynist. It was ugly, sneering and just icky to watch. He could bring a Fox crew to bin Laden’s cave and I wouldn’t ‘buy it.’. Zero cred w/me.
He says he drives his maybachs himself
[Yes.....September 1, 2010....circled on every cave map in the Middle East.]
PAMOM....this is a set-up for the 2010 elections...timed to make the most impact on that election. This statement of ending combat in Iraq on this date will be played over and over and the sheeple will shout ....”O, did it..the democrats won the war in Iraq.”
Makes me sick how we are all being set-up....the Republicans had better wake up and fast!!!
You’re doing fine
I don't think it interests him. Remember he talks about what interests him (Monday to Thursday). I never hear anyone ask him about it on Friday.
I like Canadian radio. At least the stations that are very close to the US, geographically-wise. I listen to CKLW a lot.
I believe that cardboard cutout is more ‘LIFE-LIKE’ then the 0. I know the cut-out could GOVERN better!!!
After he spoke he was presented with two muzzle loading rifles.
At the time Rush was living in New York City. It came time to ship the rifles to Rush. On the air Rush was ranting about the paper work and time to process it.
In short Rush was unhappy that it took 2 to 3 months for the rifles to wind up at his door. He spoke about it at length on his daily radio show.
lol — funny...
LOL!
$459 a week for unemployment. She will get $25 extra (as opposed to $13).
I am going to go cry now...
I cant receive CKLW here on the airwaves. I will see if the have an internet stream. It is good to get varying perspectives
OMG. What state is she in?
And Obambi is going to increase unemployment to 90 weeks!
Holy crap, I had no idea you got 2 grand a month on unemployment. What state is she from?
Incentive to loaf
CPAC is on live on C-SPAN now. Kristina Rasmussen talking about - taxes. She is from the National Taxpayers Union, whatever that is.
For a COUPLE OF FREEKING Muzzle loaders!
Nice Sailboat...What is it?? (Got a 30’ Grampion)
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