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Obama Tax Jokes
The Barack Obama Jokes Website ^ | 2/10/2009 | Hillary Kitten

Posted on 02/11/2009 9:02:42 AM PST by Mojave

"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit Obama's national debt." -- Tip o'the hat to Herbert Hoover

The best things in life are free, but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard at work trying to solve that problem.

President Obama plans to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.

President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year. No jobs, no income.

If President Obama listed free enterprise on his tax return, it would have to be listed as a liability. That's because he just writes it off.

Today the IRS released new guidelines on how to avoid audits while Obama is the president. Number one - Don't list excessive deductions. Number two - File your return on time. Number three - Register to vote as a Democrat.

Now that Obama is the President you can still get ahead if you get up early in the morning, work late every day and hit the lottery.

(Excerpt) Read more at barackobamajokes.googlepages.com ...


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1 posted on 02/11/2009 9:02:42 AM PST by Mojave
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To: Mojave

Why are you looking here? The joke is in the White House.


2 posted on 02/11/2009 9:05:15 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Obama doesn’t joke about himself. That would be racist.


3 posted on 02/11/2009 9:07:17 AM PST by Mojave (Barack Obama is a joke)
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To: andy58-in-nh

>Why are you looking here? The joke is in the White House.

Ouch.


4 posted on 02/11/2009 9:07:22 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: orfannkyl

Barack Loves Thee

Barack loves Thee! This we know,
Katie Couric tells us so.
All our base to Him belong;
We are weak, but He is strong.

Yes, Barack loves Thee!
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
Yes, Barack loves Thee!
So do as you are told.


6 posted on 02/11/2009 9:10:46 AM PST by Mojave (Barack Obama is a joke)
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To: Mojave
President Lincoln freed the slaves, taken slave by Islamic terrorists.

President Obama protected and freed the Islamic terrorists,
and has begun to make slaves of the children of America 2009.



Democrats. Sometimes the sheet just fits.


7 posted on 02/11/2009 9:14:17 AM PST by Diogenesis (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Mojave

Did you hear, Obama is calling for a new tax on aspirin.
Really? why?
Because they’re white and they work.


8 posted on 02/11/2009 9:16:24 AM PST by RC one
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To: andy58-in-nh

I’m not laughing. This is like Thelma and Louise.


9 posted on 02/11/2009 9:27:33 AM PST by Loud Mime (Stop the Clown-Car Stimulus!)
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To: Mojave
There is nothing funny about Obama and what the Democrats are doing to this country.

It would be like anti-Hitler Germans making Hitler jokes in the 1930's. It accomplishes nothing and trivializes what is happening and what it portends for the future.

10 posted on 02/11/2009 9:31:10 AM PST by LZ_Bayonet (There's Always Something.............And there's always something worse!)
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To: Mojave

Ask yourself, “Are you better off today, than you were 3 weeks ago?”.


11 posted on 02/11/2009 9:36:24 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Kenyan Usurper - "Let his days be few, and let another take his office." Psalm 109:8)
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To: LZ_Bayonet
There is nothing funny about Obama and what the Democrats are doing to this country.

I respectfully disagree. One of the most effective political weapons is to make your opponent into a buffoon.

12 posted on 02/11/2009 9:37:47 AM PST by Onelifetogive (Let's get to altering or abolishing!)
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To: LZ_Bayonet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQkcP0olmQY


13 posted on 02/11/2009 9:38:03 AM PST by Mojave (Barack Obama is a joke)
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To: LZ_Bayonet
Hitler once went to a magician-fortune teller and asked her to tell him what would happen at the end of his life. Fortune teller: Am I allowed to tell you everything? Hitler: Yes, on the contrary, tell me everything without any fear. Fortune teller: I see that you will die on the eve of big Jewish holiday. Hitler: If so, I'll cancel all of the Jews' festivals and holidays. Fortune teller: Even so, the day after your death will be a big Jewish holiday. (May 5, 1935)
14 posted on 02/11/2009 9:43:56 AM PST by Between the Lines (For their sin of 50 million abortions God gave them over to be an ObamaNation {Romans 1:24-32})
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To: Diogenesis

I used this same Planet of the Apes pic in a post back when this whole bailout started with Henry Putin. It absolutely reflects the socialist economic holocaust taking place at this very moment.


15 posted on 02/11/2009 9:46:17 AM PST by uncommonsense
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To: Between the Lines; LZ_Bayonet
Thanks. Here's another one.

From the 1930's Davar newspaper column called Be'vat Tzehok (With a Smile):

American: Medical science here has advanced 10 steps forward. Look, not along ago they amputated a man's right leg and made him a wooden leg - he ended up being one of the best soccer players

Frenchman: And here not long ago a man's arm was amputated and they made him an artificial wooden hand and he's now one of the best pianists

German: And here, one man lost his head in the Munich beer hall putsch. They say he now has a wood head, and he's one of the leading rulers.


16 posted on 02/11/2009 9:56:06 AM PST by Mojave (Barack Obama is a joke)
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To: Onelifetogive

Not only is turning the opponent into a joke an effective political weapon, it is an emotional release that is much healthier than the alternative, crying.


17 posted on 02/11/2009 10:20:39 AM PST by Eva (CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
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