Posted on 02/10/2009 8:04:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
let some more blood out...lots,
oh oh, what happened?
Obama’s going to solve that problom, too. He’ll have a special card created & given to those who pass the liberal litmus test. They will just swipe it at the gas station and put it on our (the tax-payers’) bill.
...so will the market move UP 300 or DOWN 300 in the last thirty minutes???
Do they look pleased with themselves?
Poll them again in a few months.
Heading for -400 now.
Rush bumpering Guerilla Radio! From RATM!
Interesting coincidence: Rush and Zach de la Rocha share the same birthday.
It’s time to turn Saul Alinsky’s rules against the rats.
Chivalry could get real nasty, and real effective, if we’re willing to go there.
A THIRD TRILLION DOLLAR BILL????
I always laugh at those who think Texas should secede, but lately it’s sounding better every day.
MARKET DROPPING!
-370
DJI 7900
I never heard that before....
I love you Rush!
I was thinking the dow would go down 500 points when the stimulus passed, just can’t wait to ask Democrazts if they got their stimulus check yet
It won't matter. They are in a trance.
He’s got a million of ‘em! =)
I am absolutely livid about this. I fired off an angry e-mail to Michael Steele, not like it will do anything. It didn’t even make me feel slightly better.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Quit trying to cheer us up!
I am ready for Texas to secede - today. All we have to do is run all the Austin liberals out to Berkley or San Fran. The next step, would be close the south border.
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