Posted on 02/10/2009 8:04:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks for the ping.
Rush’s post-press-conference wrap up should be good.
ROTFL!!!!!!!
I hope Rush will let everyone know that the Dems and the Three Traitors have declared open season on seniors with this rationing plan for medical care.
bttt
so much for dignity of the office
What? Specter didn’t know about the kill an old person provision? I’m shocked!
Specter should be worried. He’s no spring chicken (after all, he said he knew FDR’s Treasury Secretary).
part of it for sure, market’s also tanked big time when SEC. of the Treasury opened his mouth
Bwahahaha
He thought he was listening to castro.
The MSM hasnt panned the speech at all? It was awful.
Good heavens, that’s disturbing but funny.
Most of the time he looks like a choked chicken.
“We may now have the answer as to how the financial markets tanked at just the right moment last fall just in time for the election.” ~ Rush Limbaugh 02/10/2009
If there were ever any doubts about whether Specter was a closet liberal or not; I think he removed those yesterday on Hannity. Point blank lying and saying it was FDR’s New Deal and not the war that got us out of the Depression.
I hope you Pennsylvanians rise up in the primary!!! And even if the RNC and others tell you otherwise, DO NOT support this idiot. (Thanks President Bush...Thanks a lot for helping reelect Spectard)
DID RUSH GET THIS SOUNDBITE FROM DIOGENISES?
What is the answer as to how the financial markets tanked?
Rush Paraphrased: “On Thursday, 09/18/2008, the Federal Reserve noticed that we were having an electronic run on the banks. ...” Thursday, 01/27/2009 Kanjorski (sp?) on C-Span”
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