Posted on 02/10/2009 8:04:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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One hour.........todays show should be spectacular!!!!
There should be a counter there for days until we can stop his policies... November 2nd, 2010.
Rush has to hammer the healthcare part of stimulus as health care rationing for the elderly. It may be the only thing to stop the stimulus. We all need to call and also call your Senators. I called RINO Charlie Crist’s office as he is introducing O in Fort Myers today.
Go Rush!
Rush Limbaugh, God bless you for cutting your vacation short for the sake of America. FReepers here have been fighting hard and achieving more than I thought was possible at this point. Good heavens, even if we lose, this is Bunker Hill — the red coats are only going to take it through the sacrifice of many troops [aka poll numbers].
I really hope that it’s not a whole lot of Obama sound bites. I’m having a problem listening to ANY talk radio, recently because I just can’t stand to listen to his lies, over and over......
The healthcare issue in the stimulus wasn’t even included in the summary/highlights of Monday’s show.
that is well said! everytime I hear the man-child speak, I lose whatever food that was in my system
Yea, it could be the next new weight loss program.
Will be listening while on the road, just as soon as I can get “on the road”! Storm last night, late start today.
Give ‘em hell, Rush!!!
A llort already? And I missed it. Man oh man.
Howdy!
America's new health care plan for the elderly. Take two aspirin, don't even bother calling, shut up and die.
And a tip o' the hat to Snowe, Collins & Specter. They should form a lawyers group, Dewey Killum & Howe.
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