Posted on 02/10/2009 8:04:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That be a bafroom, she needs a bafroom along with da car and da kichen.
All you need to do is call 0zero, he'll save you!
Yeah, these people just push the wrong buttons with me. We just finished paying off our home last October. All we have left is about one year on a car note that had zero interest. All these welfare whores want “free” cars, homes, and anything else they can get.
toof is fine but jaw is sore from the jackjawing for 2 hours yesterday.........all in all a 9 on a 10 scale
I don't think they outnumber us...it's just that ALL of them voted for Obama.
I wonder if that McDonald’s guy was a joke. He was quite good humored about his plight and did not sound that serious. The clapping when he mentioned his school tells us that there are more student voters who connect with his thinking, serious or not.
If i remember right, they had a sob o meter. Weren’t they just happy to get a washer or a vacuum cleaner on Queen for a Day?
That Julio sounded like a Queen for a Life.
they are taught gay curious intentions and are taught by adults who are fightin a ragin battle with God , pure and simple.
They are the new majority that doesn’t have to pay taxes. So what do they care if taxes go through the roof to pay for their freebies.
LOL..the washing machine..I rememebr.I was about 6 or 7..IIRC..the host looked like a con man..he had a mustache...
I don’t’ know but I will make sure my children don’t go near it.
I did too! I thought how tacky and low....Biden must of felt like crap. Zero really thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread or smart phones or Blue Ray...
It’s hard to imagine what gives those folks the gall to demand handouts and special treatment? Just greediness and lack of honor or justice.
And Obama keeps feeding the fire by saying stuff like “there should have been reparations” or “we need to spread the wealth”. When you are one who refuses hand-outs, you get quite mad at other people who don’t pause before putting their hand out.
I don’t know how much longer I can laugh, Rush. We’re only 3 weeks in this and it gets worse by the minute.
Didn’t Zobama say there was something in the stimulus bill to help people buy cars? It’s probably another 4% 30 year loan—lol.
“Fawn, I’m still hoping a terrorist will fly a plane into the Capitol building.”
I said the same thing in 2001 after 9/11. A freeper got so insulted and angery at me he/she had my comment pulled.
I still stand by what I said.
Thanks.....BTW..he looks like Walt Disney’s cousin..
got wet and cold here on the desert floor last night and this mornin.......3/4 inch of rain last nite and 53 windy degress as we type.....
..I went outside and it was so cold, chest hairs broke
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