Posted on 02/10/2009 8:04:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
i was screaming YOUR HOPE?????? YOUR HOPE?????? ONE TRILLION DOLLARS AND YOU HOPE IT WILL WORK??????
lol, I did hear the Biden diss, after hearing Major Garretts long question, the first thing Obama does is disrespect his own vice president. Obama has no class immediately popped into my mind.
Anyone remember Queen for a Day?
Come on down Henreitta....
I WANT A REMODELED KITCHEN ALSO.......................SUCH A PATHETIC AMERICAN WHAT A FAILURE THAT WOMEN IS! A CROWD FULL OF WELFARE FAIURES!
I remember THAT one!
How making something up??
Unbelievable
The PRESIDENTIAL STAFF will talk to a woman about getting a new car?
Makes me see red. Talk about embarrassing the OFFICE of the President.
For the first time in my life, I am ashamed of my country?
LOL!!!
This really is pathetic.
What an idiot this guy is, McDonalds is too good a place for him to work.
Hi! I am ashamed of the people trying to take down our country, Obama included!
Hey, Rush, even former domestic terrorists like Ayers and his wife Dohrn are college professors, so there is no standard to either teaching in college or being in college.
0 is igniting an economic race war three weeks into his presentcy.
Are he and Rahm even smart enough to realize this?
That they’re assuring 1994 in 2010?
as I’ve said before
these folk are educated at the University of Ikea
sittin on their ass eatin a box of donuts or two sacks of tater chips and diet Coke. To them, Jon Stewart is Edward Morrow
These sound bites are frightning. My gosh...these people outnumber us. “Where’s my job..my car...my house..my _____”
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