Posted on 02/10/2009 8:04:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Mom used to raise Shetland Sheepdogs..I loved the show circuit!
re: run
Don’t forget. Schumer, leak that lead to a bank run.
Reid, leak that lead to the insurance run.
You can start by checking the phone records of many on the hill. They forced this, the other half that made millions with Fan/Fred are unbelievably on the hill or advised on his campaign (remember Soros is involved). Check friends of Paulson and others who were on his finance comm., and those he had the nerve to put on his economic committee (such as S&L crash queen Pritzer and others).
I wanna car, bathromm and kitchen too..
PORKULUS CRUSHES MARKET!
347 and dropping!
My car died. My toilet overflowed the other day, and my dishwasher works like crap. Old plumbing, no water pressure
Should I call Barry????
We might have lost the vote, but I believe this is our Alamo. God bless all who sacrificed so much in recent days.
— FRegards ....
A car, a bathroom and a kitchen...brought to you by the PRESIDENT???
Where would one even BEGIN to have a reasonable discussion with someone who thinks this way?
So the president tells her to get in touch with his STAFF??? What is going to do- get her a slot on an HGTV makeover?
My conservative brothers and sisters...it is us against these Godless commies.
If they want a fair fight they better bring in Mexico and Cuba...we have yet to begin to fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vMfCv5J0g8
I want my $50,000 house equity back
*grumbles to self... cleans rifle
I ah..umm...ahh ah...believe that ah...um.....ah...this is ...um...necesaary be ah, ummmm....be cuz...it will ...um...possibly.....ah um....be ...a....cat....um...cat a strophic...
And that was WITH the teleprompter.
Did you catch the part where Zobama said Biden is a nut job?? That was great too...
PORKULUS CRUSHES MARKET!
347 and dropping
Investors should not re-invest. Let it crash.
Yeah, I heard that woman tell that to 0. Then 0 asked her for her name so HE could help her.
I turned off my TV.
Hi, Mom. How’s everything going?
Yeah Electronic data system in hospitals.....yeah you’re elderly and have a major problem ...no problem they will just let you die...
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