Posted on 02/01/2009 8:39:21 AM PST by mainepatsfan
PITTSBURGH STEELERS VS. ARIZONA CARDINALS
6:00PM ET - NBC
Zero just lost 27 electoral votes in Florida. Lauer now asking him about the NSA Blackberry...
Obama said he is Inspector Gadget?
I have another question...my first wife is mowing our 15,000sf lawn. Would it be proper for me to start drinking 45 minutes early?
Matt wants O’s blackberry address.
Hey Matt, try this: blackbarry’s_blackberry @ WH.com
I enjoy sports because politicians are generally not involved in GAMES played by people who are working toward a goal.
Oh my goodness...B. Hussein, rock star status! Is Matt L. at freakin’ sucking up best or what?
Pour me a double after that fawning Lauer interview, pulling out a US Weekly with Michelle ma belle at the end...
U N I TED. United is the team for me
I’d recommend it if you’re sure you won’t have to drive when the mower runs out of fuel.
You do have a power mower, yes?
Maybe some “fresh” Guinness at the local Irish pub later but for the game on the big 106” screen it’s:
Stell Artois, the goddess of beer.
I switched from the morning political shows so I would NOT have to hear politics today....and then they put Bambi on...PUKE
Blackberry address? Ha! He wants a tour of where Monica went in the Oval Office.
I hope the Cardinals win just so Warner can praise Jesus in front of Obama at the White House next year.
“Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner arrives at Raymond James Stadium where the Cardinals will face the Pittsburgh Steelers in the NFL Super Bowl XLIII football game, Sunday, Feb. 1, 2009, in Tampa, Fla.”
Just say Gods QB has arrived. :)
At least we can say both QBs are good guys.
Yeah....think I’ll find something to DRINK now...
Is this the work of the magnificent one?
Be ready to see the buzzards feathers “pluck” by the steel curtain.
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Kurtis the Stock Boy Meets Brenda the Checkout Girl
In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4. Kurtis was almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to answer the call. As he approached the check-out stand a distant smile caught his eye, the new check-out girl was beautiful. She was an older woman (maybe 26, and he was only 22) and he fell in love.
Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the punch clock to find out her name. She came into the break room, smiled softly at him, took her card and punched out, then left. &nbs p; He looked at her card, BRENDA. He walked out only to see her start walking up the road. Next day, he waited outside as she left the supermarket, and offered her a ride home. He looked harmless enough, and she accepted. When he dropped her off, he asked if maybe he could see her again, outside of work. She simply said it wasn’t possible.
He pressed and she explained she had two children and she couldn’t afford a baby-sitter, so he offered to pay for the baby-sitter. Reluctantly she accepted his offer for a date for the following Saturday. That Saturday night he arrived at her door only to have her tell him that she was unable to go with him. The baby-sitter had called and canceled. To which Kurtis simply said, “Well, let’s take the kids with us.”
She tried to explain that taking the children was not an option, but again not taking no for an answer, he pressed. Finally Brenda, brought him inside to meet her children. She had an older daughter who was just as cute as a bug, Kurtis thought, then Brenda brought out her son, in a wheelchair. He was born a paraplegic with Down Syndrome.
Kurtis asked Brenda, “I still don’t understand why the kids can’t come with us?” Brenda was amazed. Most men would run away from a woman with two kids, especially if one had disabilities - just like her first husband and father of her children had done. Kurtis was not ordinary-— he had a different mindset.
That evening Kurtis and Brenda loaded up the kids, went to dinner and the movies. When her son needed anything Kurtis would take care of him. When he needed to use the restroom, he picked him up out of his wheelchair, took him and brought him back. The kids loved Kurtis. At the end of the evening, Brenda knew this was the man she was going to marry and spend the rest of her life with.
A year later, they were married and Kurtis adopted both of her children. Since then they have added five more kids.
So what happened to Kurtis the stock boy and Brenda the check-out girl? Well, Mr. & Mrs. Kurt Warner now live in Arizona , where he is currently employed as the quarterback of the National Football League Arizona Cardinals and has his Cardinals are in the Super Bowl. Is this a surprise ending or could you have guessed that he was not an ordinary person.
It should be noted that he also quarterbacked the Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI.
He has also been the NLF’s Most Valuable Player twice and the Super Bowl’s Most Valuable Player.
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2009/01/kurtis-stock-boy-meets-brenda-checkout.html
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