Posted on 01/29/2009 8:07:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Did he mention the suns temperature supposingly is a half a degree hotter?
Again...through no fault of her own...and largely because she got stuck running with mcidiot, she is dead as a future candidate.
Why?
Because the only way she can be "resurrected" is by the very same MSM that killed her in the first place. The chance of that happening is equal to the chance of you being attacked by a full grown great white shark in your bathtub at home. And make no mistake about it...she is as dead now as was Dan Quale.
So...let's get started now and find a very good candidate for the 2012 elections and get that islamo-muslim communist out of that office.
I know. I posted that thread. The Rats pulled the comments from the site. LOL!
I guess it didn’t turn out exactly as they had planned.
We will never find anyone that will please the MSM as long as that person stands for conservatism. And why should we cater to them? Where will that get us? McCain was their darling until he ran for pres., then he still tried to be their darling and look what happened.
I think Sarah will come back wiser and tougher. And without the McCain campaign to stifle her.
I can’t stop laughing! But then again, it’s all that is keeping me sane!
I'm not quite that pessimistic. And the same fate you speak of was having the dimocrat controllers tell the MSM to attack Ms. Palin. It was they who killed her.
If Ms. Palin wouldn't mind (I sure as heck would), she can stand up and be a "lightning rod" so to speak to draw away the attention of the MSM...while we go about finding, grooming, then running a successful candidate in 2012.
It just might work!
Very thoughtful and cogent response!
However, you really ought not to drink and/or take...ah....home made medications before you send out a response.
BTW: I've forwarded your response to the moderator(s). I'm sure they'll love it as much as I did.
He needs extentions to be a BeeGee (Gibbs is follicly challenged)
;)PaMom
“..while we go about finding, grooming, then running a successful candidate in 2012.”
As long as it’s someone more moderate,....and male. Right??
did you sign it......asshat too
California court agrees with Arnold that state workers can be forced to take 2 days off a week without pay to help save the state some money.
Last Hired/First Fired rule in effect.
It’s been a good run Arnold but you’re officially worse than Grey Davis.
pssst...why not just cut wages 10%, freeze hiring for a year and ask for early retirements?
It was McCain that ‘killed her’. Sarah Unleashed is a different animal.
He can borrow some from OBiden...
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