Posted on 01/29/2009 8:07:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hiya, Jenk!
“Palin has nothing to be concerned about. She has the full support of every right thinking person in the country, and all she has to deal with are dorks....”
hear hear!
Palin for President!
Hi Lori! What up? I’m sorry my hours were cut in half, but I’m not sorry I’m home to watch Rush and talk to all!
**3 hrs....3100 bucks.....**
That’s right... you got more of the ILLEGALS to SUBSIDIZE.
ekg, xrays, blood, nebulizer (the breathing thingy) all the fun stuff. The medical people HATE ME. Dr. came in after all that..”What Seems to be the PROBLEM?” SHe ASKED.. “I am presenting the following symptoms ... a,b,c,d,e,f and g. Which means I have diagnosis of 1,2 or 3.”
Dr. assumed the “Deer in Headlights” pose, walked out.. 2 minutes walked back in saying.. OK, Mr. W .. here is the problem ..you have 3. Just handed me the sheet of what to do ... looked at it real quick.. DOC ..It doesn’t say anything about x,y or z.. are you sure this is the right sheet?. GO HOME SIR!!!
Cut in HALF? Are you gonna be ok?
**See what Iowahawk has posted on his blog: **
Smart enough to get elected President, but too stupid to realize.. you Sneak Outside for a SMOKE ... you PROP THE DOOR OPEN..whether you think it’s locked OR NOT!!
Gonna be a LONG 4 years.
It’s not even comparable! For GWB, that door was LOCKED. The window is always wrong, whether it’s locked or not.
But WTH, ozero can walk on water. /s
Yup, thanks. No biggie.
lmao
My former employer’s IT department just did the same. I have to laugh at it in one respect... there are now 5 bosses and 15 people for them to boss. My team has one person remaining, not counting her boss (who only supervises this one employee.)
lmao
**Yawn** — sports book interview ahead.
Good time for a work break.
You’ll miss a great interview with Tony Dungy.
Dungy mentioning Chuck Noll’s football is not ‘your life’s work.’. A nice interview :)
But WTH, ozero can walk on water. /s
Do these media people *really* not see how inconsistent they are? I think not...
My thoughts exactly.
You’re right, they’re too busy genuflecting to ozero.
I posted a blastgram yesterday to the nitwits and I do not see it.
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