Woo hoo!! Our First Quarter 2009 FReepathon is underway!! (Thread VII)

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[Jim Robinson]

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[Lady Jag]

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[Lady Jag]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started...

 

[Lady Jag]

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[Brad’s Gramma]

THAT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just used up all of my comedy for the night!

*sniff*

(didja get the same email?) ;)

[Brad’s Gramma]

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started.

[Brad’s Gramma]

That email? YOU do the fourth one down. I’M not gonna. YOU do it.

Dare you.
DOUBLE dare you.

Double DOG dare you....

:)

[Lady Jag]

Same email?

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a dwarf

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I am NOT HAPPY!

So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’

And then the fight started…

[Lady Jag]

I didn’t get a fight started email.

And that’s when the fight started...

[Lady Jag]

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a scale.

That's when the fight started...

[Brad’s Gramma]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

..............

This one. ;)

[roamer]

                     

 

Please help yourselves to some coffee and cake.

 

I'm off to bed now -- good night.

[Brad’s Gramma]

CARROT CAKE???????

Bless you!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

:)

Sleep well, roamer!!!!

[Molly Pitcher]

Goooood morning!

[Fiddlstix]

Good Morning Everybody.

You Know The Drill
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Coffee & Donuts

[bd476]

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[Lady Jag]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

[Lady Jag]

Thanks for breakfast, Molly. It really gets me going.

           

[Lady Jag]

Your donuts with the Democrat filling taste amazingly good!

[bd476]

Thank you for a lovely breakfast again, Molly.

Just curious, did you or Lady Jag happen to see the sign out front?

[bd476]

...just wondering if you did see it, because it looked pretty important...