[Lady Jag]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started...

 

[Brad’s Gramma]

THAT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just used up all of my comedy for the night!

*sniff*

(didja get the same email?) ;)

[Brad’s Gramma]

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started.

[Brad’s Gramma]

That email? YOU do the fourth one down. I’M not gonna. YOU do it.

Dare you.
DOUBLE dare you.

Double DOG dare you....

:)