Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Mornin’.
How is it going?
i thought libtards saw ‘dissent’ as the most sacred and patriotic of a citizens’ duties
This will be a good day. hee hee
“We have a right to debate and disagree” isn’t that that clip Sean plays of Hillary screeching all the time?
Remember their remarks re: JOe the Plumber? “He’s just a plumber..” “How many plumbers do you know that make $250,000.” - dismissive and mocking. He tried to do the same with Rush. Rush has more resources than Joe the Plumber did; though I think Joe the Plumber and Rush may have just as many “fans”. :-D
Rush is gonna be on fire today! Where’s my can of Kerosene?
In Obama's case, those notes would be better placed on the other end of that elephant.
OFF from work and ON the thread for a bit. Obie is one wild and crazy guy!
Obama will have set a RUSH record for listening today!
It's getting really bad....
I'm on. You might want to revise that. I'll say 1200 (cutoff at 3 pm eastern?
That’s bad news. They say the layoffs have only just begun.
Great - short weekend, had a little fun with a troll though :-)
Does anyone else have Mike Gallagher? (ugh). Mommy, make it stop!
I think Rushie will go the direction of discussing what Obama is trying to divert our attention from.
Thanks for the ping!
Rush should be good today!
That is probably one of the scarier things I’ve seen. We have to get more conservatives elected at all levels of govt.
I don’t care what party they are from as long as they are conservative and will help to reign Obama and the democrats in.
Exactly. And that is why we need him so much....he is a lantern, his perspective wakes us up. I hope it throws it out of the park today!
Work put the kabash on my internet radio listening. I will talk with you all when I get a good AM signal or am home.
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