Posted on 01/26/2009 7:55:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Pelosi should just drink some “Jim Jone’s Brand Kool-Aid” and save us from supporting her in her retirement.
How evil can you get?
Obamas sprint to the left suggests that he knows he will probably lose the house in 2 years.
I think he would be more moderate if he thought he could hold the house and gain re election.
He knows he is going to be a one hit wonder so he is striking while the iron is hot.
Hang on folks. The next 2 years are gonna suck.
you can’t hepit..........you just a sappy girl
” 25 “ is awesome
RINO’s ...
Barnes
Kristol
Will
Noonan
Parker
... and the list goes on.
WTF is the point of building schools as part of the stimulus if the other part of the bill is to kill off the potential students who would use those schools??????? Holy carp!
One of my all time favorite Steelers and Terry's too.
Too bad we don’t have a good conservative on the radio in the morning to wake up to here. McIntyre VOTED for Obama so it’s hard to listen to his interminable “bipartisan” rationalizations.
A cut in corporate taxes, a cut to the capital gains tax and lowering personal income tax rates back to the late Reagan era figure of 28% -— down from 35% under Bush43 -— would definitely stimulate spending and investment. It would also give a boost to savings.
This proposal would target the free market and not increase the size and scope of the federal government. Obama’s plan is nothing but a stimulus for the welfare state. Republicans need to grow some cojones and not vote for Obama’s trillion dollar socialist spending policy.
OMG I just realized Sheets Bird is the President Pro Tempore
More schools = more teachers = more Dem human ATMs
The big push years ago for smaller class sizes wasn’t to help kids (notice test scores) it was to hire more teachers.
Listening to her speak makes me ill.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - give me some Glen Beck brand duct tape. I cannot listen to that woman any more.
LOL - please don’t ever type that again ;o)))
What a motley crew!
Agreed
with both of you
**Pelosi’s statement is the most profoundly troubling thing I’ve heard in my lifetime ...**
Consider how well 50,000,000 abortions has helped SOCIAL SECURITY!! Comrade Pelosilini ... SHUT UP.. you’re showing your Brain has been affected by the BOTOX.
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