Posted on 01/23/2009 8:13:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What an outright slap in the face to our heroes. I can’t believe he would do that...that really ticks me off. What an arrogant SOB. Does Rush know this?
Cant dance either..
Did you see him at the inaugural ball?
He got white boy blood,cant dance for squat LoL.
He aint down with the struggle..
Our LLORT is gone already.
And i wasn’t even done playing yet.
That was fast.
**And i wasn’t even done playing yet.**
Dayum ... and I was just getting WARMED UP!!!
They seem to move Quickly when I’ve said “I treat trolls and LIberals just like they treated President BUSH”.. seems to ...Scare them a little??
Pelosi wants credit for this debacle, let her have it.
A road to Nome would be so f’n cool! It’ll be hard to upkeep though.
As I understand it, Bambi declared at the first ball the attended(the public one) that the most important of all the balls was the salute to heros’s/medal of honor ball.
Then he didnt attend.
I guess he was to busy jamming with Sting and stevie wonder ant watching the siamese midget gymnast’s
Rush’s imitation of Barney Frank cracks me up!
How does one get to Nome now?
Yes there is some truth in what you say but put his show in perspective. He has facts and tells it like it is but he's no Levin. His show is designed to make him money (not that there's anything wrong with that), with his show time commercials (which has been a thing a talkie just never did before) and his show yesterday in which he kept repeating for the whole show the EO that the One signed about Gitmo and that he was selling more Gitmo junk with a new logo.
Rush is good, however, I would like him to hire some good PI's to dig dirt on the rats and expose them for the trash that they are instead of just making fun of them. Yeah Rush is good but he could be so much more if he wanted to be. What ever happened to the John Andersons??
Charted plane
$500+ plane ticket
At least conservatives have radio show hosts who actually get listeners..Ugh. Thanks to the mods for cleaning this thread.
Charted plane, or 5 sets of tires and a passport
I want to see a mainstream article on this....this is outrageous. I just sent that post out to my email list. Typical Dem...I hope Zero starts a civil war....I can’t stand it sometimes.
**Rush’s imitation of Barney Frank cracks me up!**
All you need is 2 Parts ELMER FUDD, 2 Parts Sylvester cat, and 1 part Daffy duck, and that’ll just about do a pretty good Bwaney FWank
I am still trying to vet this report, but I dont doubt he did it.
Looks like it's in the middle of nowhere.
Weatherunderground says its 20 deg there at the moment.
Not bad, Not bad at all..
I thought it would be -20.
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