Posted on 01/23/2009 8:13:57 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Just so you guys are aware...we have an undercover DUmmie in our thread. I say we welcome the poor misguided fool with open arms. OR, maybe we should show him the tolerance Liberals typically show of those who disagree with them?
At least during the next four years we will have plenty of troll trophies to fill our shelves. ;-)
Maybe Obama was serious when he favored invading Pakistan.
LOL
DU is hurting so they needed a LLORT to try to pickup the hits over there..
not going to DU ... I don’t need a SHOWER
That sounds like more fun.
I usually leave DU to PJ Comix and Charles Henrikson. :)
They must be bored over there in DUmmieland. They don’t have Bush & Cheney to pick on any more.
**I usually leave DU to PJ Comix and Charles Henrikson. :)**
I always feel like I need a SHOWER after going to DU. Now, as for the LLORT, I believe we should show them the same respect and tolerance that they’ve shown President BUSH!!
Especially when LLORT signs on one day and the NEXT saying ... “YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THEY”re saying about **** over at ...
Thats the Liberal SCUM that think they are SOOO SMART.
But all libs have are personal attack and seething hatred. I suspect it has to do with some childhood trauma. Trauma like getting picked last in gym. Children can be so cruel. Hopefully intense psychotherapy and intense pharmacology can someday cure liberalsm.
You heard it here first and capitalized.
High Five!
If you’re over 50, I probably know you from High School...hahahahah
Shasta, Enterprise, CV or Anderson?
You beat mine...no fair. *L*
That just means you have to try harder. You can do it.
Put a TARGET on NOBAMA’s BACK ... Just like the one his Little Henchman Reichchchchch put on the back of all WHITE MALE CONSTRUCTION Workers!
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