The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, January 19, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 01/19/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
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G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[hattend]

No bias there.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

I would think that would change your whole disposition - I always get a chuckle when I push em down the stairs.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[Just Lori]

There’s no such thing as a holiday for the Air Force. Hubby’s out on the flight line today.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I wonder who the woman is w/Snerdley? Soap operas (like football) take my mind off the Immaculation.

[angcat]

I won't be listening tomorrow either. I will explode if anyone asks me if I am “rooting for Obama”.

[American Quilter]

Did you all hear the clip of the Maryland State Senator?

Yes, I did. It went something like, "Yes, Maryland may be broke, but it doesn't matter as long as Barack Obama is PresidUniedStates". What an idiot.

[ReneeLynn]

Funny thing is all the characters are failing at what they’re trying to do. How very appropriate.

[EveningStar]

Rush and Cindy Adams

Rush Limbaugh. "I'm not going to the inaugural, but I'm going to pretend I'm there." And how you plan to do that? "I'll put a port-a-potty in my studio and use it every few minutes."

[hattend]

Oh now... I used to get some holidays off back in the day...hehehehe

Well, nobody has called me yet and I see the company fleet still in the parking lot so I think I’m safe.

[FaithintheRight]

Greetings Thrill Seekers! Better late than... Tks IMPR for the ping

Just received this - Catholic Vote.com will begin running this Ad tomorrow on BET channels - Obama’s stand on abortion, the Catholic vote is running this Ad to provoke the consciences of out leaders - to builda Culture of LIFE.
http://www.catholicvote.com/

[advertising guy]

I sent another freep mail

[advertising guy]

it really is a cesspool

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

0zero trying to link himself with the pilot and doesn’t even know his name?

And Lincoln

[Matchett-PI]

"I won't be listening tomorrow either. I will explode if anyone asks me if I am “rooting for Obama”."

Me neither. And my tag line says exactly why I would never "root for" B.O. to succeed.

[ReneeLynn]

I am terrifically thankful that we have the Steelers as a diversion locally. Too bad the Terrible Towel can’t stop Terrible Tuesday.

[hattend]

Yeah, I don’t get the whole “Lincoln” schtick.

I hope he likes the theater.

[advertising guy]

and Lincoln

got a nickname ....Honest O

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

He’s not black - he’s mulato

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I need one of those signs.