Downtown D.C. Declared 'Prostitution Free Zone'

The Hill ^

[SFC MAC]

Po workin’ sistas can’t get a break. Don’t they know brutha Obama will bring lots of bidness into D.C.?

Especially with every Democrat constituent clamoring for elbow room just to get a glimpse of jesuschristobamessaiah.

D.C.’s GNP will plummet.

[Ro_Thunder]

Does this include the Senate Chambers or the House of Representative chambers? If so, I suppose Herndon, VA will have an influx of restaurant reservations during this ‘prostitution-black-out’. The sluts in Congress need to get their money from the Johns (lobbyists) somewhere, right?

[IrishPennant]

You sound like you must be a NoVA resident - ever hear back in the late 80s, early 90s when the cops used to play Ho-Pong???? DC’s MPD would round up as many prostitutes at 2:00am and march them across the bridge to Arlington. Arlington PD would then round them back up and march them back across the bridge into the District!!! Hilarious.

[IrishPennant]

Oops...see from your page you in Texas...but if you know Herndon, you know DC...

[big'ol_freeper]

Does this mean that politicians will no longer be allowed in the city?

[Publius6961]

Downtown D.C. Declared 'Prostitution Free Zone'

Is Congress leaving town?

[Publius6961]

I noticed about a half hour so someone posted a comment similar to yours beneath the original article on The Hill.
Now it seems they've pulled it already.

"You can't handle the truth!" -- Jack Nicholson

[RichInOC]

For the first time in decades, ladies and gentlemen.

[Shamrock-DW]

Nope....the whores are still on the Hill......

[School of Rational Thought]

No prostitutes?

How can the one have an inaugaration without politicians?

[ApplegateRanch]

have declared several downtown blocks a "prostitution free zone" for Inauguration Week

How generous...but I'll bet they still collect their pay & per diems.

Oh. Sorry; they meant honest working girls; not the elected prostitutes.

[tajgirvan]

there’ll be plenty of whoring goin on, don’t you worry!

saltnlemons

[tajgirvan]

Elliot is on a short leash...if you know what I mean ;)

saltnlemons

[bray]

You owe Prostitutes everywhere an apology!

Pray for W, America and Our Troops

[Ro_Thunder]

Nope, as you read, I’m in Texas. I spent some time in NoVA, and aren’t they all (Congress critters) liars, crooks and thieves anyways? Or, to fit the story, prostitutes?

Ho-Pong sounds like something the 5-0 played here in the Houston area, too, during Super Bowl week in ‘04. Houston moved’em down to the SW side, that moved’em over to the south, then back in to Houston. It like like a Ho potato!