Posted on 01/12/2009 8:29:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
AJ from Houston/Joe the Plumber 2012
:-)
Now, even for a chick, I never could understand how these companies pay beaucoup bucks for advertising, but they can convince a bunch of chicks to pay hundreds to walk around advertising for them.
I won’t do it.
Don’t mind a little unobtrusive logo, but hate some company’s name plastered all over me. They should have to pay me for advertising
Well, we agree that the WOT is his biggest accomplishment. Thank you for your service to our country.
I think Rush needs to have AJ on speed dial for repeat proformance!
mornin.......freepin phone is one ring after another
Ditto that!
Rush should have given him a Renai
And it’s a good thing!
Very nice! I haven’t bought a purse for a while. Ever since I (accidentally) hit the BF in the nose with my big Liz Claiborne, he makes me carry a smaller one.
Howdy.
Or a sleep number bed.
Or bright and shiny GM product :)
He MAKES you? We need to talk, girlfriend.
or tickets to the Cardinals Eagles NFC championship game which will be won by YOUR ARIZONA CARDINALS
Not only that but Boldin couldn’t play so Carolina didn’t even face the real Cards.
Nah....AJ was so hot, he'd only have to touch the pipe to get hot water.
BTW, wasn't AJ on during the primaries railing against the GOP only putting up "nice guys" instead of a real SOB?
Heavy hitter, big money mogul,how much for an autograph these days?
Rush said that they would all have to go LED or LCD, both of ours are LED. We don’t have plasma.
We’ve had both tvs for a while, but I am really noticing a difference in the quality of the HD in just the last few weeks. You could see the powder on the end of the nose of that female FBI agent on 24, and Patty Duke was just down right scary on O’Reilly.
LOL!
I need to brush up on my “How to Train a Man” course.
He’s coming over tonight to fix my laundry room plumbing, so I can’t complain too much.
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