Posted on 01/06/2009 8:44:56 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
lol!
And another loyal listener to the Alex Jones show.
It was the only thing that I thought might have been interpreted as an attack on Rush.
We, on this thread, are all well aware of your pet cause, YET, other than come on the thread and *itch and moan about Rush ignoring the issue, I've yet to see any of you pick up a phone and actually DO something proactive about it. Oh I've read plenty of excuses, but if you have time to come on here and type, you have time to punch 1-800-282-2882 into any phone around.
Sorry, I thought the consitution was a "pet cause" for most conservatives. Are you aware, or do you even care about the legal implications down the road for say, members of the military sworn to uphold the law taking orders from a commander in chief whose legal authority is in question?
Sure, I'd love to call Rush if I thought I could get past Snerdley. In the mean time, forgive me for trying to rally support for the constitution on a Rush thread at freerepublic.com
Sorry I got lost...what about Michael Steele?
Last time I was called a NEOCON, I replied ...
“There’s Nothing NEO about this CONSERVATIVE. NOW, take your INGSOC NEWSPEAK and GO AWAY.”
They had NO IDEA what I was Talking About.
And it was Bessie the heifer. Sorry that I know this...
As would I.
lol...ok
BTW — Officers do not take an oath to “take orders” — enlisted do.
had to look up the word
LMAOROTF
Someone said Michael Steele wants to welcome Rupaul into the RNC. I can’t verify that, though, so maybe I shouldn’t say anything about it.
And a “9-11 Truther.” Look at the FR page. Sad.
RuPaul makes me hurl
I agree, that’s why we are where we are. I’m hoping Steele will realize this.
I'll bet that bugged them! LOL! ;-)
**Steele wants to welcome Rupaul into the RNC.**
And after that, The RNC can say RIP to the GOP!
I think he has dain bramage.
good God !!!!!!!!!!!!
we been back and forthin with a true idiot.....with proof
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