The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, December 22, 2008

The EIB Network ^ | 12/22/2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Big Horn]

I never miss Rush. His show is about the only the only sane thing out there.

[mewzilla]

I think some in the SEC had to be in on it.

And on the Hill....

[advertising guy]

we got our feathers handed to us bad

[mylife]

Sweet! Caroline L0L

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Sharpton sings “Sweet Caroline . . .”

[advertising guy]

I wanna hear Clinton sing she’s always a bitchen at me

[PennsylvaniaMom]

My sympathies.

Oh my...Al Sharpton singing ‘Feed Caroline’ put some meat on dem bones...

[mylife]

Eat! Caroline!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

“Where’s your behind?”—ROFL!

[advertising guy]

” where is your behind ?”

[Clint N. Suhks]

Soul Food Always Tastes So Good!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Did you hear that, PA Mom?

They’ve ditched plans to build a huge ethanol plant in Aliquippa.

[mylife]

L0L! good parody.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Did you see our troll got whacked again?

hehehe...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

While Rush is playing this parody...*LOL*

I just wanted to comment that my husband and I have been watching a lot of “Hitler” specials on the Military Channel and the History Channel of late, (I’m assuming on so much due to release of ValKyrie on Christmas). At first, my hubbie thought I was nutty for saying I saw many parallels between Hitler and the big 0... after watching all these specials, he thinks I’m a genius. The more I watch, the eerier it is for me though. So many parallels, imho. SCARY...except replace Jews with Conservatives....

[Just Lori]

You talkin’ about me?

[mylife]

Plenty of corn there.
I wonder why they ditched it?
Oh, thats right... because its BS!

[advertising guy]

dang it.....missed it.....where , when ?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Of course not.

Pathetic Papa Perv.

[Just Lori]

I was messin’ with ya.