Posted on 12/22/2008 8:40:13 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I hope the Founding Fathers are spinning.
So I saw.
What is Rush’s schedule this week?
no way KFYI in Phoenix does
Careful there.
I think so too. I surfed from WABC to WMAL. Curtis Sliwa just wasn’t my thing.
Thx for the pingy...I am so happy that Rush is on the air today.
Its about 6 degrees now (after our globull warmup). And Rush’s source was right (PaMom looks boths and types in a hush) the leaves are off the trees here too. Coinky dinky? I think not...
I read that quote and it struck me just how much forethought the founders actually had.
The Left wants us all to believe they were a bunch of regular guys who wrote some stuff down. Stuff that can be changed at will. No respect for the men nor the document.
These were extraordinary men who make the politicians of today look wholly pathetic.
Make the perfect holiday gift!
If Rush said his tongue in cheek “days getting shorter” schtick over and over all the “Neo Dark Age” moonbats will soon be believing it and will be out on the street protesting.
I’m not sure I have heard him say.
Madoff Family Members Had Exclusive Briefings from Treasury Secretary Paulson
And I still wanna know if anyone on the Hill ran interference for Madoiff with the SEC....
Caroline is NO Sarah PALIN.
Exactly. They looked at history and learned from it.
The current crop look at history and repeat it
I think some in the SEC had to be in on it.
I’m in Chicago, and I think 6 degrees sounds warm. It’s 3 degrees, here.
KFYI has TGO?
NO!
I really felt sorry for the Iddy Biddy Birdies this weekend,
for an 8-7 team going to the dance and my 8-7 Skins NOT!!!
Mrs. Schlosssssssssberg has been Palinized...worse yet. She is Murray Michaelangelo. She can’t paint a house.
She works one to two hours per week!?!?!?!
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