Posted on 12/22/2008 8:40:13 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It is unlikely that Democrats realized how fast this would make their holes dry up.
Is Rush taking off the rest of the week/year?
I’m in Chicago. Last Dec., Chicago set a record, 13 days,in a row, when the temp. stayed freezing. Now, our temp. is 6 degrees. I haven’t heard Al Gore mention global warming in Dec., Jan., or Feb.
Globull warming is about to freeze me out!
Rush, The money is G-O-N-E and the only mystery is why are people looking for it. This is not hard to explain. He probably is a lousy stock picker with a big expense account. When the trades went wrong he just made up returns hoping to, and succeeding at, getting more $$ to invest, er bet. It is just like a compulsive gambler. Good liars, horrible beter. Where is the money? on the other side of the trade.
Thinly traded ...
For the past year or so, I haven’t heard the term global warming from the media...it’s global change....guess they want to incorporate the cold weather to cover their a@@es.
If you like wearing dead rodents!! LOL
Rush says he’ll be back tomorrow . .
Oooh, pretty!
I think I read upthread thatb elRushbo will be ‘on’ tomorrow.
I had to do some work (hate when that happens) so this comment is a little late...but...did anyone else detect a note of glee when Rush was describing the Palm Beach society culture? Like maybe Rush wasn’t accepted by the old money types...but that he was ultimately smarter money wise than they were.
Rush is now attempting to “bail out” the Bush administration with this ridiculous conspiracy theory of the Dems orchestrating the economic downturn. This morning on Fox and Friends Doocy claimed that Obama wanted Caroline Kennedy to fill his Illinois Senate seat. Media Matters must be loving all of these Christmas presents form the right.
Looks like the Collin Street Bakery’s fruitcake. The best there is!
I would have no problem whatever with that. :)
Anyone doing Sean Hannity?
Not that I know.
Oliver North is the sub!
Another troll looking for attention. You’re pathetic.
I’d point out how wrong you are but your type has an agenda - distract and distort. And reason is beyond your ability to comprehend.
Basically you signed up and have posted nothing but negativity on this forum.
Take your Festivus pole and go back to DU.
Anybody have an opinions on that Income At Home advertisement?
I’m a click away from having to put in my CC info and I’m debating if I should get one of those AMEX gift cards for a little extra security.
And I just got a call from them confirming for a coach to call me tomorrow. That was quick and maybe a little creepy.
Thoughts, opinions?
Democrats will ‘sacrifice’ anything to get and keep power. Destroying jobs, capital, lives, and familes is no strewtch for the wicked bastrads. They proved their perfidy toward Americans with the continued support and promotion of abortion slaughter as a main empowerment scheme for the democrap party.
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