The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, December 22, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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From sea to shining sea,
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Heard throughout all America.
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The downhearted are encouraged.
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[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL!

[advertising guy]

last nite, they said a serious cold air mass is comin and will cover 3/4’s of America

[HonestConservative]

yhello!

[Just Lori]

I heard on the radadio it was tomorrow night. Either way, we’re gonna get it again. =(

[Bahbah]

I was traumatized the weekend learning about what Blackglama is.

So is someone getting a really lovely coat? :)

[Just Lori]

What’s it like in YOUR neck of the woods?

[hattend]

If you’re talking about what you heard on Rush’s show, that was a Paul Shanklin parody of Obama speaking Blago’s words.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

So that’s where I heard the word before!

I expect I must have read it on the label of a mink I can’t afford.

I suppose Clint’s trauma is related more to the price tag than anything else.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I could buy a car for less.

I don’t want to talk about it. ;o)

[FES0844]

yeah, wake me up on Jan. 2!

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Wait til his 0bama Youth hit the ground. I am planning to go see Valkyrie (I am getting over my Tom Cruise aversion) to view the similarities to our current state.

[hattend]

Does he take unlimited mulligans like Clinton?

[Just Lori]

Wooowhoooo! We have water again! I can take a shower!

[hattend]

Yes, Tuesday night but it looks like another system is following on it’s heels for Wednesday night.

Crap!

[tamerakitten]

****I don’t want to talk about it. ;o)***** Dang Clint-- what did you do that would take a Blackglama to get out of the doghouse?????

[Just Lori]

Yep.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

HP is gunna fix the laptop kitty spilt the milk on for free - I love spill insurance :)

[freebird5850]

Yes it was and thank you.

[Bahbah]

LOL.

Okay, Clint. We’ll just drop the subject.

[Just Lori]

Way to go!