The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, December 22, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[rightwingintelligentsia]

Did you have lots of global warming this weekend?

[Clint N. Suhks]

I was hoping for lightning and tornadoes.

I like your style...

[Just Lori]

Yep, and it aint over yet. Another wave of white global warming is forcasted for tomorrow.

[Fawn]

Not at all.....you are reading alot of peoples minds. :)

[HonestConservative]

yello

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Errrr...I missed the whole segment. I am back now and Rush was having some fun w/Steve. (I hate when I have to work @ work). So no ethenol for Aliquippa. Is Murtha stealing it for Jack’stown?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Do you think the cause of Global Darkness was caused when
Barney Fwank tied to stick his finger in a dike?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You mean the “John P. Murtha Ethanol Plant”?

Nah—they just finally realized that ethanol was a crock.

[hattend]

Excellent Read!

[conservativebabe]

no, I just mean currently damn near winning since votes keep popping up for him out of thin air.

when all is said and done, he’ll have effectively stolen the election. Brace yourself

[Just Lori]

How ya doin’, HC?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Now, Clint . . .

[Just Lori]

You are BAD.

[Fawn]

I do not understand for one second how Rush can enjoy this manheim steamroller music. I picture a bunch of fairies dancing around in their tights - playing their flutes....
Wait....now Jethro Tull comes to mind......
It's just so opposite of being what Rush percieves as being manly.

[Ingtar]

Heh - fire and brimstone wouldn’t hurt my feelings either.

[hattend]

Get all the “Gore-bull Warming” out of the area by early Thursday morning. I don’t want to get stuck in Seattle on my way down south.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Having indignantly rejected experience as a presidential qualification in the case of Obama, liberals had to raise questions about Palin’s experience gingerly. But, in short order, they threw caution to the wind and began energetically criticizing Palin for her lack of experience. I call that two … two … two standards in one!

I love the way Ann Coulter writes. Can't wait for her new book.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Sompin like dat - but it wasn’t his finger and it wasn’t a dyke - pun intended

[Just Lori]

Manheim Steamroller is AWESOME! I’ve seen them in concert several times. If you’ve never seen the show they put on at Christmas, don’t knock it.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Now, for the "Don't They Have Anything Better to Do With Their Time" file . . .

Is Rudolph Male Or Female?

Wildlife Expert Ponders Question Of Reindeer Gender

There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot.

His fictional flying reindeer just might be females who don't mind stopping for directions.

The gender of Rudolph and his/her sleigh-hauling friends is being pondered, in a light-hearted way, by renowned wildlife experts at Texas A&M.

Veterinary professor Dr. Alice Blue-McLendon says Santa's reindeers were most likely female.

It turns out real reindeer grow antlers regardless of gender.

Blue-McLendon also wonders whether a boy reindeer really sport a shiny red nose that almost glows.

She said females like accessories -- shiny stuff.

Blue-McLendon in 2003 led A&M's cloning of a white-tailed deer.