The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, December 22, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[mylife]

You know? I believe in capitalism.
But when you work hard and play by the rules and they take it all away, that causes people to say “screw it! I aint going to work! what’s the point?”

[conservativebabe]

when I watch movies like that, I take the politics out of it and just watch it for the love stories. This one has 8 going at once! It’s one of my favorites.

but, then I am a chick. :p

[Clint N. Suhks]

Ugh...I had to watch The Wedding Planner this weekend.

I count it as Honey Do.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

[conservativebabe]

LOL! poor fella

the things you do for love

[Just Lori]

She is such a cutie!

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

[Clint N. Suhks]

Genny has Tigger stripes.

[Just Lori]

I love your new tagline!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Must Read.

Sarah Palin: Conservative of the Year (from Human Events and Ann Coulter!)

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Awwww . . .

[hattend]

along comes Al Franken running for office and damn near winning.

Damn near? Is it over? Did Coleman win?

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Well hell Rush, they are over reaching NOW - nothing stopping them

[Fawn]

I have chills, headache and don’t feel so good at all...and have to work. Does that count?

[Fawn]

She’s just having a little fun since she’s locked in a room with a toilet. She’s making the best of the situation.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Is it wrong for me to hope they have a massive blizzard in D.C. on Inauguration Day?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Chris Plante was talking about this today.

Apparently The Office Of The President Elect has revised
the official count of LBJ's inauguration of 1.5 million to
1.2 million and expect only 800 thousand for 0zero.

[Ingtar]

Is it wrong for me to hope they have a massive blizzard in D.C. on Inauguration Day?

I was hoping for lightning and tornadoes.

[Just Lori]

Sounds fine to me!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Wow, you have a much “milder” wish than do I. :o)

I was hoping for a massive flu outbreak.