Hiya, Conservobabe!
Posted on 12/22/2008 8:40:13 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
nothin wrong w/ Chevys....just those who build em and those who finance em
“Obama has to rescue capitalism?”
meanwhile GWB says we have to give up free market principles to save the free market
Aiyaii yaii!
Rush talking about the radical kooks in the BO Administration. Here’s another4 example:
December 19, 2008
Obama’s Poet
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/12/obamas_poet.html
Larrey Anderson
Our soon to be president has chosen Elizabeth Alexander to write and read a poem for the inauguration. Alexander is a professor of African American studies at Yale.
Her poetry is as lightweight as her scholarship. Her poems fluctuate between maudlin ramblings about being a woman — like these opening lines from “Neonatology”:
Is
funky, is
leaky, is
a soggy, bloody crotch, is
sharp jets of breast milk shot straight across the room,
is gaudy, mustard-colored poop, is
postpartum tears that soak the baby’s lovely head.
Then everything dries and disappears
Then everything dries and disappears
To race baiting whining — like these stanzas from “Race”:
Sometimes I think about Great-Uncle Paul who left Tuskeegee,
Alabama to become a forester in Oregon and in so doing
became fundamentally white for the rest of his life, except
when he travelled without his white wife to visit his siblings -
now in New York, now in Harlem, USA - just as pale-skinned,
as straight-haired, as blue-eyed as Paul, and black. Paul never told anyone
he was white, he just didn’t say that he was black, and who could imagine,
an Oregon forester in 1930 as anything other than white?
The siblings in Harlem each morning ensured
no one confused them for anything other than what they were, black.
They were black! Brown-skinned spouses reduced confusion.
Many others have told, and not told, this tale.
When Paul came East alone he was as they were, their brother.
She might even be a worse poet than Obama. (Maybe that’s why she was picked.) Here is one of the Messiah’s poems:
Underground
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
Forget the economic crisis, the continuing terrorist threat, crime, and our nutty judicial system. It is literature in America that is really in trouble.
Hat tip: Otis Glazebrook (IV)
If breeding is what they care about, they better hope the chosen one has some African royalty in his blood.
Filing shouldnt affect the marital privielge, but:
“Similar to the exception involving the commission of a crime cited by Justice Honorof, in the civil context, courts have recognized an exception to the privilege where the communication was in furtherance of a fraud. G-Fours, Inc. v. Miele, 496 F.2d 809 (2d Cir. 1974)(”To the extent that the [husband and wife] have attempted to conceal their assets from plaintiff, therefore, we think New York would follow the lead of other jurisdictions which have held that the marital privilege is not available to refuse disclosure of communications designed to perpetrate frauds on third parties.”); see also In re Donald Sheldon & Co., Inc., 191 B.R. 39 (Bankr. S.D.N.Y. 1996).”
He saves us from Islamists for THIS!?
Sir, what the Hell were you thinking...
Got Nuance?
And Kerry thought HE was smart...
L0L
I was wondering if some kind soul could tell me where to find a radio station that you can access over the internet.
I used to know that, but I can no longer listen to Rush at work and use up bandwidth. But I’m on vacation for two weeks so I could listen if I could find them.
I saw “Love Actually” a few years ago. It stars Hugh Grant.
Very liberal outlook. Not a bad story, though.
oh yeh, Nuance, I keep it right next to the BS -
Has he said if he'll be off tomorrow or not?
Thanks! sono, looks like the wife may figger she’s got nothing to gain by sticking around.
Try www.knrs.com. It works well for me.
Is that the Chick Flick Rush is talking about?
I may have to wait for it on HBOO...
Libtard code for lying, true dat!
Yes, I guess you could call it a chick flick.
I do recall the film took an oblique slam at the U.S. (over the Iraq war) and featured a lecherous U.S. President that I suppose they intended to be GWB, but obviously came across more as Bubba.
Hiya, Conservobabe!
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