Posted on 12/22/2008 8:40:13 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
How sad they have THAT as their “Palin”. I laugh at it actually. She has an infamous lineage, nothing more.
Look at that party. Their “heroes” are a bunch of criminals and community organizers.
What an idiotic lot.
Talk about the dumbing down of America. Just when I thought we couldn’t get anymore stupid, along comes Al Franken running for office and damn near winning.
so the deleted posts...? what name did the perv use ?
Caroline is the mirror of Gov. Palin. Gov. Palin has the experience, but not the “right” breeding (in the media, the libs, and the Rockefeller Republican’s eyes)....Caroline has the “right” breeding, but none of the experience.
Steyn!
Also one of the younger Madoff’s did some holiday shopping this weekend with his wife. Interestingly, this is the wife who filed for divorce the same day Madoff was pinched. Anyone want to bet who’s covered his “assets?”
That’s interesting. Does the filing alone affect spousal privilege?
Yes, and it was management that made those agreements with the workers.
sure is an arrogant asshat ain’t he
I thought so.
I guess he ran out of luck.
Note to the nation: For a preview of coming attractions, feel free to visit the ghost town that is Upstate NY.
*groan*
haha that’s a good one.
It should read “See the USA in your financed at a high interest rate with a payment you can’t afford, overpriced to pay for UAW worker wages Chevrolet”.
In Sept. & Oct., on a few websites, I reminded many Democrats that, since each governor is the head of the national guard, of his or her state, Gov. Palin has more military experience than Sens. Obama & Biden, combined.
Rush talked about this article:
Mark Steyn: We’re in the fast lane to Bailoutistan
Orange County Register ^ | 12/19/08 | Mark Steyn
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tax-make-new-2261987-kennedy-land#
Posted on Saturday, December 20, 2008 8:55:36 AM by tips up
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2151876/posts
General Motors now has a market valuation about a third of Bed, Bath & Beyond, and no one says your Swash 700 Elongated Biscuit Toilet Seat Bidet is too big to fail. GM has a market capitalization of about $2.4 billion. For purposes of comparison, Toyota’s market cap is $100 billion and change (the change being bigger than the whole of GM). General Motors, like the other two geezers of the Old Three, is a vast retirement home with a small money-losing auto subsidiary. The UAW is AARP in an Edsel: It has three times as many retirees and widows as “workers” (I use the term loosely). GM has 96,000 employees but provides health benefits to a million people.
(Excerpt) Read more at ocregister.com ...
Sadly, no one asks me that much (lol)...
Paul Shanklin is a genius :)
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