Posted on 12/15/2008 8:24:29 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Couldn’t agree more. It was hard enough to give him a pass while he was sticking his thumb in our eye every second of the campaign, but for Gov. Palin’s sake I did.
I’m through though. Fool me once, same on you...Fool me twice...BUH BYE!
NO RUSH tomorrow, UGH!
Don’t be my outer juvenile! :)
No Rush tomorrow! :( Even the cheese is sad.
OK, McQueeg back on my ship list.
Jason Lewis tomorrow, yawn...
At least it aint Mark Davis
No Rush Tomorrow.
Jason Lewis subs
:)
Better than Mark Davis....I wonder if Rush got many complaints w/respect to Mark Davis?
You rooted for the Boys when Kosar won the Super Bowl???
Atta boy!! I went to the ‘86 playoff game against the Jets, when he threw missles all over the field.
I agree that McCain is too liberal. I voted for Chuck Baldwin, since I knew that McCain wouldn’t win my state, Illinois. However, McCain is more conservative than the majority of Democrats. These are some of McCain’s latest interest group ratings: U.S. Chamber of Commerce, 100%; Club for Growth, 100%; National Taxpayers Union, 88%; Americans for Democratic Action, 10%; NEA, 0%; and NARAL, 0%.
What’s the sentence for stealing cheese?! HA.
Bye all!
aww MAAAAN!
Tomorrow I can listen to the whole show. Now I might not.
W00! W00!
That is how the Zero got in. Of course McLame couldn't win; that takes VOTES.
Jason is good when he’s not talking about local Minnisoda
politics. I always learn something new about the economy when
he’s on.
My job requires I be MIA most of the time. Keep me on the list, but I won’t be in most of the time.
S
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