Posted on 12/15/2008 8:24:29 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
But he totally stabbed her in the back this weekend....repeatedly.
I’ll be ecstatic when the Green bubble bursts.
I have no love for Colin Powell
Awww...Tbone is losing his keister?
Green isnt worth a crap unless people can AFFORD IT!
I like Romo, he’s no prima donna.
Terrell Owens a prima donna? Hell yes, and worth every penny.
OMG, a cheese bailout. Hahahaha.
Tony’s alright.
45 million?????????
Jeez....I need to start making Parmesan cheese.
Yes. I hear they are loosing their Assiago ;)
You mean when he was on This Week Without David Brinkley and wouldn't endorse her in 2012?
Yeah, what a prick!
Me too.
I’m resisting my inner juvenile by not pointing out that cutting the cheese is supposed to contribute to greenhouse gas. Okay, so I failed. Cheese gas tax?
He’s dissing her now. His pass is up.
She’s a real piece, MAN!!!
WOW!!!
what if they don’t stink ?
And then he names Pawlenty and Huntsman...no mention of Jindal.....
I don’t know much about Huntsman, but if McCain approves and groups him with Pawlenty, I don’t want to bother finding about! BLECH. As I have said; I look forward to seeing who his primary opponent will be in 2010; I will max out my contributions to that person! If Mac somehow wins the nomination; I will send money to the Dem. running against him. I bet the Dem will be more conservative!
Aw, cheese!
*LOL* I find it funny that Parmesan Cheese is the #1 shoplifted item in Italy. *LOL*
I guess I better get something done.
See all of you Tomorrow!
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