The REAL Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, December 4, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Welcome back, Rush

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[acsrp38]

ok Ok ok — again it’s pick on acsrp38 day

[Sunnyflorida]

Down load free app FSTREAM. I did it a couple of days ago. It has WABC and KABC and WMAL amongst others in a list. If you have iTunes look under Radio -> Talk/SpokenWord and the list of stations is there. It will not stream WINK - at least I have not figured out how. There is a setting in FSTREAM to tell it that it is ok to stream over the cellular vs WiFi. I used it all day Monday and it was fine. A couple of dropouts but AT&T is marginal over here to say the least.

[hattend]

yep

[Badeye]

I know that feeling well....(chuckle)

[gov_bean_ counter]

SEC is just a brutal conference.

True that...

[Clint N. Suhks]

I paid 45 for my Suburban in 2000.

I hear you can buy them for 25 now.

[hattend]

Nah, your post was last in the line.

You just got lucky...LOL

[Sunnyflorida]

I’m was dreaming that Miz won the Big-12 - possible- and got put up against one of the SEC “loosers” in a bowl against say Auburn, GA, or LSU. Just to see what you face every friggen weekend in the SEC.

[advertising guy]

not new....Suburbans COST 4800 more just in manufactoring

[nutmeg]

damn....his replacements just aren’t the same

You can say that again, although I really like Mark Steyn. I would love it if Steyn would be Rush's "regular" substitute.

Welcome back, Rush! Hope you make it through today and Open Line Friday...

[youturn]

I’m an iPhone idiot, but never could figure out how to stream. How do you do it?

Me too. You can list apps but I'd like to hear from someone who actually has it.

[sono]

Hey Rush, is Hillary's appointment Constitutional?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thank YOU so very much! I travel a lot and have to miss Levin. May switch phones with Hubby to hear Levin. :)

[Sunnyflorida]

I paid under $30K for my new 4wd four door well equipped Tundra before the big meltdown. How much will a VOLT cost? The economics of electric and hybrids are sketchy to say the least.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Your link is really cool! That webpage has a spot on it where you can type in your zipcode and state and find the vacant FM channels! Going to try it tonight!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Unless you are UK, and then even the JuCo leagues seem brutal. The SEC is just cruel if you’re UK. *L*

[omega4179]

The Voltless will be expensive and a flop. As long as gaa vehicles are cheaper and better nobody in large numbers will get suckered into golf cart cars.

[hattend]

Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love y’all, but we’ll probably have to take action since B. Hussein Obama won the election. We’ll miss you too.

Here is what can happen:

#1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States , Texas immediately secedes from the Union .

#2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas .

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry—we have over 65% of it. The term “Don’t mess with Texas ,” will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.

5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry will have to figure out a way to keep them warm....

6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications—small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Miconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the largest research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. Dallas has some of the best hospitals in the United States .

8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of North Texas ), Texas Women’s University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.

9. We have a ready supply of workers. We could just open the border when we need some more.

10. We have essential control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over Chuck Norris and a couple of Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let’s not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don’t need any food.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have.

Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:

Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won’t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

Signed, The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!

One Nation Under God

[stockpirate]

I’m not dictating anything to Rush.

I said I am disappointed that he has not covered this issue.

To me Rush is becoming a host that is great at speaking about the obvious, but no longer on the cutting edge of anything but his own ego.

[hattend]

BTW Rush, I see where the $25 Billion is now up to $39 billion (Fox News caption this morning.)