Posted on 11/13/2008 8:39:25 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
THE BRIGHT SIDE...
I learned a good lesson from Carter. Being young and
stupid, I believed his “born again” status made him
the “right” choice. We’re still suffering the bruises caused
by our fall off the Carter cliff.
The bright side is that many of those who elected Barack
Obama are also young and stupid. If our Constitution can
endure him without mortal consequences, I predict an army
of “born again” conservatives who will have seen the light.
They will vote more responsibly and we could be done
with liberalism ... for a while.
My Too Sense... Bonnie (Olympia, Washington)
You has mail.
Doesn’t GE own NBC?
So she can get less executive experience?
What a moron.
Sarah Palin does NOT need to take Stevens’ Senate seat (Looks like Begich might do that anyway)
She should continue governing Alaska, win re-election in 2010 and then run for President in 2012.
Go Sarah!
navynucmom: Great Tagline! LOL!!!
I wrote: A day without Rush is like a day with a Rennai tankless water heater. IOW it’s not good.
I read it as you mean't it to say.
Why would we want Sarah to associate with the scum in DC? She should finish the job she’s been elected to do (UNLIKE B.HUSSEIN 0BAMA - who hasn’t completed a single job he’s ever been hired to do.)
Yes among many other things.
I agree!!!! She will be better served by getting the EXACT type of experience one needs to be President.
I wonder how NBC’s ratings are.
Did anyone see Sarah on Larry King Live last night?
Here's to his streak continuing.... FRink!
Really MR. Davis...you don’t think Iraq would have attacked America if they weren’t afraid of Reagan?
Is Larry King actually alive or a Disney Animatronic?
I’ll toast to that!
I think it is a domain issue. It should clear itself up in time.
Did you? How did it go?
I think he must not be too alive...his wife was sleeping with the Yankee player King hired to coach his sons little league teams.
I missed it....I was going to look for it online, but decided to see if anyone liked the interview first.
Any trolls out there?
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