"Get your ass to Mars!"
Posted on 10/30/2008 9:01:58 PM PDT by eekitsagreek
Hey all!
I was listening to Ramon Raquello and his orchestra (and who doesn't?) and just as they were playing "La Cumparsita", the program was interupted by a breaking news story from the Intercontinental Radio News with a bulletin on Mars.
"At twenty minutes before eight, central time, Professor Farrell of the Mount Jennings Observatory, Chicago, Illinois, reports observing several explosions of incandescent gas, occurring at regular intervals on the planet Mars. The spectroscope indicates the gas to be hydrogen and moving towards the earth with enormous velocity. Professor Pierson of the Observatory at Princeton confirms Farrell's observation, and describes the phenomenon as "like a jet of blue flame shot from a gun".
“44 posts before the first Uranus joke. We’re slipping.”
Yea, well....I was only 15 farts, I mean, posts behind. ;)
“This is getting scary. The announcer guy is describing the thing as having tentacles attached to a body that is as large as a bear and it glistens like wet leather.”
Wait, what?
Oh tentacles, nevermind.
I think Algore loaded up on black beans and rice. That’d blow a hole in the ozone. :)
Something happened on the farm. That thing is spreading fire all over the place and people are screaming!!!
I just lost the radio contact. Hope Carl and the astronomer are all right.
ROFL!
I’ll be darned! I was listening to my new Jeff Wayne CD and the same thing happened.
Al Gore went there to tell the Martians to stop emitting CO2 to halt the melting of the ice caps on Mars....
*breaking character*
LOL!!! You made me spit out my Mountain Dew!!!!
*back in charcater*
Already posted and yes I’m series, lol.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/560413/posts
This just in....
At least forty people, including six state troopers lie dead in a field east of the village of Grovers Mill, their bodies burned and distorted beyond all possible recognition.
This is getting scary!!
"Get your ass to Mars!"
HARLEY DID IT!!!...;0)
And so the traditional FreeRepublic Uranus jokes begin.
Looks like some parts of New Jersey are now under martial law. Sure hope the military can control this thing.
Can any New Jersey FReepers give us any eyewitness reports. Be careful out there guys and gals.
"I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
DAMN! Light a match, man!
If the Networks aren’t mentioning it, it must have something negative about Obama to do with it.
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