[Old Sarge]

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DTG 212310Z OCT 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE: POST 1

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

2. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH ON TARGET (ZOT).

3. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-THREE “STILL SMOKING”.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.

5. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AFTER-ACTION REVIEW (AAR) AND AUTHORIZED ELECTRIC SLIDE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS ENCOURAGED.

6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

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NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[greyfoxx39]

ROTFL...don’t EVER leave me off your ping list, Sarge!

[rabscuttle385]

What happened to actual conservatism? Did you all catch the McCain bug where if you disagree with someone you vilify them?

You raise an interesting question, but your form is all wrong. Ranting as a newbie during election season is like dressing up a deer during hunting season.

[beezdotcom]

Dude! I'M ON YOUR PING LIST!!!

DON'T ZOT ME, BRO!!!

[Viking2002]

IATZ. Lemme get a dustpan for those troll ashes......

[MeekOneGOP]

Vini Vidi ... ZOT !!!

[yazoo]

You have clearly been exposed to genuine cables. Good one.