[GeoPie]

It is the end of the world as we know it;P

[ari-freedom]

[43north]

I KNEW there was some reason that things were crazy here in the ER tonight!

[bruinbirdman]

Large Paranoia Collider!

The Big Bang Theory

Best Case: The Large Hadron Colliders' ALICE experiment successfully creates quark-gluon plasma, a substance theorized to have existed just milliseconds after the Big Bang. By generating temperatures more than 100,000 times hotter than the sun, scientists hope to watch as this particle goo cools and expands into the particles that we know. That could help scientists answer why protons and neutrons weigh 100 times more than the quarks they're made of.

Worst Case: Scientists inadvertently make a micro black hole, and the earth is quickly erased from existence.

yitbos

[CharlesWayneCT]

I don’t feel so good. ..........

:-)

[jonrick46]

I can't understand why they went through the expense and trouble to build this machine. All one has to do is look at the imploding Obama campaign to know the nature of matter inside a black hole.

[I see my hands]

I'm kissing Sandra Oh now.

[count-your-change]

Black holes are odd things, I know since I have one in my garage. Sometimes it will suck a 1/2 or 9/16 inch wrench out of my tool box and leave all the others. At other times it will suck all the gas out of the spare gas can. Over the week end it got the can too.
Most amazing of all a black hole swallowed up my lawnmower only to have it reappear in my brother-in-law’s backyard. He said he had no idea how it got there so the only explanation is a black hole transporting it or possibly a black 95 f150.
There are different kinds of black holes too. One variety only works during the night on my bottle of Jack Daniels.
I went to sleep with it almost full and in the morning the bottle is half gone. I guess having that black hole so close to me causes the headaches too.
But truly the most astounding event was when the wife got caught in a black hole and came out the other side in Florida at her mother’s house two weeks later. She suffered from some sort of time shift because she said it only seemed like a few minutes of being away. And, and she even looked younger like she went back in time.
Those black holes are something to be feared alright.

[FredZarguna]

The bad news is that the universe was completely destroyed this morning. The good news is that it was replaced by a perfect copy, and because of the indistinguishability of particles, nobody is any the wiser.

[Aussiebabe]

Hello, Hello.........Hello. Is anybody out there?

[bmwcyle]

Maybe it will just take out Europe.

[LRS]

"Hey! Any of you guys see Max?"

[mysterio]

Ok, who divided by zero?

[steve-b]

Oh, piffle. These speculations about "disruptions to the space-time continuum" are just Chicken Little nonsense.

Even President Gore says so.