Shouldn't that be "certificate of *virgin* birth" ?
And the missing years between the ages of 12 and Harvard Law School?
And "community organizer" ... that's surely close enough to "carpenter"...
The parallels just keep on getting closer and closer.
NOT!
You want parallelisms? Yesterday I saw where one of the left wingnuts said, “Jesus was a community organizer. Pilate was a governor.”