"The New York Times has learned, through unimpeachable sources, that the baby Sarah Palin claims as her own is really the baby of her 7 year old daughter, Piper. The New York Times has checked, double checked and triple checked this information; and we can assure the reader that this is fact."
(posted only half-mockingly - the NY Times is not above such idiocy)
Ah. This explains the lick-and-smoothing of Trig's hair by Piper.
How?
Isn't a little late to bring logic or facts into this?