The McCain/Palin slogan contest

08/30/2008 | PhilosopherStones

[PhilosopherStones]

Winner gets bragging rights and a tingly feeling up the leg.

I'll start with a few:

Sarah Palin - "half a heart beat away". Barack Obama - "Zero heart beats away."

"I cling to my guns when I'm hunting moose and cling to my religion when I'm taking care of my family."

"For Sarah Palin to become President, I would have to die in office. For Barack Obama to become President all you have to do is pull the wrong lever."

"Our Veep can beat up your Veep!"

"I can play basketball. Can Barack Obama hunt?"

"Hey Hillary! How you like THEM apples!"

[Slings and Arrows]

[Daffynition]

Don’t just hope for change, VOTE FOR IT. McCain/Palin 2008

[old and cranky]

“Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies.
Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.”

That is the perfect slogan....

[Hugin]

McCAIN-PALIN
REAL REFORM, FAITH IN THE FUTURE.

[sourcery]

“The Hands That Rocked The Cradle Will Rule The Country”

“2 yrs as Governor > 1 yr as Senator”

“Disappoint the Media: Vote McCain/Palin”

“For Honesty, Integrity and Courage: McCain/Palin”

“McCain/Palin: The Only Way To Prevent Obamanation!”

[pepperdog]

Very nice!

[old and cranky]

I like that one too......

[xJones]

If y'all haven't seen JibJab.com's latest offering, you need to! It's time for some campaignin'

[sourcery]

Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies.

Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.

Brilliant!

[PhilosopherStones]

“Some days your Palin, some days you’re the moose.”

I LIKE that one!

[PhilosopherStones]

Sarah Palin - hunting Obambi.

My legs, unlike Biden’s hair, are real.

[aklurker]

McCain/Palin An American Hero & A real American who want to serve their country
vs
Two Lawyers who both want to be President

[xJones]

I hate it when that happens! I messed up the link!

It's time for some campaignin'"

[IFly4Him]

Obama: "CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN"

McCain: "CHANGE WE CAN COUNT ON"

[mikrofon]

“Our Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Moms”

[Charles Henrickson]

SARAH
PALIN & TALL
IN THE SADDLE

[old and cranky]

another good one....

[Renfield]

LMAO!! You are very, very naughty. A moose should bite you.

[mainerforglobalwarming]

Anybody know if the Wilson sisters of heart are republicans? I doubt it but I would love to hear their song barracuda as Palin’s intro at the convention.
Here’s another slogan “My Friends, some folks consider Barrack Obama to be the Messiah. But let me tell you something. I knew Jesus Christ, he was a friend of mine. And Barrack Obama is no Jesus Christ.”