[EveningStar]

ping

[Mozie]

Brilliant, as usual.

While Olbermos and Mattheus in their greasy togas wrassle For first honor of basking in their hero's reflected glory.

LOL

For Hildusa, cuckolder of Bubba, was the mightiest of all the gorgons. From her head grew a writhing nest of asps, and the mere sight of her cankles Would turn a man to stone.

ROTFLOL

[HerrBlucher]

Yes brilliant!

[Royal Wulff]

excellent. ping.

[skinkinthegrass]

...is the story of brave Obamacles, Whom all of Demos sing in praise, even the severed head of Hildusa as he parades it around the stage and banks it off the glass for three points. "All hail Obamacles!" Cries Invesco, "Master of Bullshit, Vicelord of the Chicagomon, vanquisher of Hildusa, you are are new and shiny hope, a god amongst mortals." And yet once more the Oracle appears to Obamacles, From the Teleprompter screen; it says: "One more task lies yet before you, brave Obamacles of ChiTown! To vanquish the ancient warrior Crustius and his Plutocrat hordes...using only these acolytes before you." Obamacles look out onto his drooling throngs at Demos, and wept; for it was then he realized there are things even the god can't do. Will this Adonis retake the Temple? Or is he only fleecing morons? ...Burma Shave

What the H3!!....this is something only South Park's Cartman could write....is this a future S.P. Episode?

[rfp1234]

“All of your Pumas are belong to us”, shrieked Obamacles in anguish.

“Moron Labe!”, the wily veteran Crustius replied.

[El Cid]

Classic!

Thanks for the laughs!

[rfp1234]

ROTFL! What a fitting description.

At the sound of Hildusa's name even brave Obamacles was driven to piss his toga, For Hildusa, cuckolder of Bubba, was the mightiest of all the gorgons.

From her head grew a writhing nest of asps, and the mere sight of her cankles Would turn a man to stone.

Some said she came from Lesbos But others said her only pleasure was torment and sucking the marrow from her victim's bones.

Around her at all times was a phalanx guard of mincing eunuchs, led by Ickis, Wolfsonis, Blumenthalis and Pennis.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

This epic receives my complete endorsement.

[Smokin' Joe]

Tremendous. An epic of the epoch.

[grey_whiskers]

Like *PING*, dude.

Read the article, it is the funniest thing I have ever set eyes on.

Cheers!

[visualops]

LOLOL!! excellent

[visualops]

must read funny ping

[Tax-chick]

At last Hildusa summoned Bubba, who in principle was her husband.
Though the mightiest god of Demos, he trembled before her gaze;
For once she saved his sacred bacon, but yet had him castrated and banished.
“Destroy! Destroy! Destoy!” she bellowed, handing Bubba sharpened talking points,
But Obamacles would not yield, and from beneath his tunic
withdrew his razor-sharpened race card, filleting Bubba into tiny pieces.

[Mozie]

I know you’re busy at the convention & all but you really ought to see this.:)

[martin_fierro]

(with Apologies to Homer)

"Apology acc... er, what were we talking about?"

[Billthedrill]

Brilliant. Absolutely, fall-off-the-chair brilliant.

Who is this man, so bronzed in countenance, So skilled of TelePropter, clean and articulate whose ears like a stately urn's protrude?

Damnfiknow. He made some kind of speech that I'll always remember because it was the night before Sarah Palin stepped forward.

[bmwcyle]

Excellent, too bad the DEMS aren’t smart enough to understand it.

[Darnright]

“When Hildusa saw this her eyes boiled with rage,
and she summoned her Amazon Pumas
But they were too fat and old and employed
to battle the snarky college assholes in official Obamacles tunics.”

A classic classic, this!