THE GO-FOR-BARAK LIMERICK CONTEST!
WIN A PRIZE FOR THE FREEPATHON!
See post #665 above for details on the contest. Here are the prizes:
TWO First Place prizes of $25.00 each for the two best "fifth lines" to the limerick!
TWO prizes of $15.00 each for the ditto Second Place winners!
A Very Special $10.00 award, the O-BOOBY-MA PRIZE, for the most pathetic, crummy (but sincere) "fifth line" entered into this limerick contest.
If you are a Winner or an O-BOOBY-MA PRIZE winner/loser, the cash prize you have won will be sent to the Freepathon as a CONTRIBUTION IN YOUR NAME! Plus, you'll have the honor of being famous forever in the Pantheon of Freepathon Winners/Losers!
As always, the sole judge for this contest will be MinuteGal (moi). Any objections are overruled. MinuteGal, a founder and foot soldier-ette in the renowned "FR Light Verse Brigade", knows the Bad and the Beautiful and is extraordinarily qualified to be da judge.
Read the rules in post #665 above so you're not disqualified and flogged. Get your winning entry in now! Then send in another entry if your Muse inspires you again.
As Dr. FRepper sez:
He's a WINNER, she's a WINNER, we're a WINNER, FR's a WINNER
Wouldn't YOU
Like to be a WINNER, too?
Okay, gang, let's GO-FOR-BARAK, now!!!!!!!!!!!
Leni/MinuteGal
Power couple Obama/Michelle
Want the White House to be where they’ll dwell
But the problem you see
If this is to be
It means someone has unfrozen hell!
There once was a Senator named Barry
Who had a fling with a feller named Larry
His thugs he did trust
To quell this tale of lust
So say “hi” to our first President Fairy