Arugula causes global warming

Michelle Malkin ^ | 7/6/2008 | Don Surber

[cruise_missile]

Ever notice things the left likes are immune from CGWP (Causes Global Warming Panic)?

So, Plasma TVs cause global warming.

Well, Arugula causes global warming.

Sure. Why not? It is a cultivated plant and as we know any agricultural activity — like any activity of man — causes global warming. It requires fertilizer, pesticides and water, which is made up of H2O and we all know that O is a main ingredient of CO2, with a capital C, which rhymes with G, which stands for Global Warming.

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[cruise_missile]

The one that bothers me is the New York Times. They must eat up a forest everyday.

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam Me to Planet Gore !

[BenLurkin]

What is Arugula?

[smithone]

LOL! I’m speechless, mainly because I’m avoiding exhaling. CO2 emissions, I don’t to contribute to the problem.

[smithone]

Ack! Don’t WANT to contribute...

[cruise_missile]

The Obama eats it. He was complaining about the cost.

It is used in salads. Dictionary: A Mediterranean herb of the mustard family, with pungently flavored leaves that are often eaten in salads.

You and I probably haven't had it because it's mostly for elite socialists.

[cruise_missile]

That's algore’s problem he exhales too much. Way too much!

[Clint Lippo]

I believe it’s some sort of leafy vegatable that Barak Hus...,oops, Obama likes.

[smithone]

LOL!

[facedown]

[freekitty]

Weekly shopping list. Lots and lots of agrula.

[cruise_missile]

[the invisib1e hand]

What is Arugula?

Man, thank you. I was just about to come out with that question myself...make myself vulnerable right here on this thread, and you saved me the humiliation. Thanks.

[the invisib1e hand]

gee, I thought it was some private joke between Hillary and Huma.

[Reaganesque]

Baked beans, the musical fruit, cause global warming. The more you eat...

[xkaydet65]

Until yuppies like the haloed one and his significant other discovered it, arugala was a reasonably priced green leaf of Italian origin that makes great salads, is used for a great veal milanese with roma tomatoes, and is a great addition to a pasta of shrimp garlic and oil.

Now the well to do yuppy types have raised its price and lessened its availability to guys like me. I have to travel to yuppy markets like Whole Foods to get quality stuff and pay yuppy prices. I blame the haloed one and I will see he pays for my inconvenience.

[xp38]

Yeah but what about Radicchio?

[dayglored]

Heh. If only....