Posted on 06/03/2008 10:33:30 PM PDT by writer33
Who does this punk, Rush Limbaugh, think he is? Just where does this racist, sexist, homophobic, conservative pig thinks he gets off in meddling in elections? Not only is he a fascist, but he’s a complete and utter moron, espousing the views of his fellow conservative fruitcakes. He is the personification of evil, and according to former President Bill Clinton, “just another scumbag with a microphone.”
It is this kind of misconception in today’s elections that is the example of stupidity in conservatism today. It’s become completely apparent that not only doesn’t Limbaugh not know what he’s talking about, but he’s completely confused about the U.S. Constitution.
“You can vote for anyone for whatever reason you want,” noted Limbaugh.
This is utter nonsense and shows the lack of intellectual capacity of today’s imbeciles, simply known as conservatives. No, Mr. Limbaugh, tyranny is spewing this kind of bilge on the radio to your mind numbed robots. Tyranny is going to war for oil, occupying Iraq while innocent women and children die. Tyranny is counting only the votes you want in the 2000 Presidential elections. Tyranny is having fellow talk radio hosts like Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Mark Levin, not being allowed to use the Fairness Doctrine to keep them off the air. That’s tyranny, and that’s the sad state of affairs in today’s America, an America that is willing to disenfranchise women and blacks.
We’re here to fight, fight until the battle is won. We’ll fight in the fields and on the land. We’ll fight in the sea and the air. We will never surrender. We will continue to fight until every last vestige of American tradition and conservatism is removed from this country. We’re here to win the hearts and minds of the American people, to make them see the error of their ways. We have no choice. Our ideology and base of power depends on it. We must stop Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos.” We must bring down "the most dangerous man in America" and the advancement of conservatism. We must keep these conservatives from spreading their lies and doing any further damage to our "New Deal." We must make America embrace the ideals of Lenin and Marx. We must execute the ideas of these so-called "patriots" with extreme prejudice. We must eradicate their party and their constituents! We have operatives everywhere. We have them at the New York Times, NBC, CBS, ABC and even FOX.
Americans must see through Rush Limbaugh, a radio host that is willing to pervert liberty for his own ego. We’ve got to stand up and yell, “hell no, we won’t go!” For we know the people of America are far too stupid to run this country. They are ignorant sheep guided by conservatives in talk radio.
Remember, we are the party of inclusion. We are the party that can make a difference, not Rush Limbaugh and “Operation Chaos.” We are the party that classifies all people into groups. We’re the people that understand minorities need a helping hand, knowing they couldn’t possibly make it in America on their own. We’re the kind of Americans that believe women have been exploited, and that Hillary Clinton is getting a raw deal. We believe that feminism is the key to a woman’s independence, because we hate heterosexual, white men. For us, heterosexual, conservative, angry, white men are to blame for all that’s wrong in the world.
We are the party that claims to be for the working man while raising their taxes. We are the people that advocates for the black man, offering them welfare instead of promoting a strong black family. We do this to cleanse our guilty consciences when we go home to our mansions on Nantucket, Beacon Hill, and Hollywood. We are the men and women that offer you an unemployment check rather than offering a job. We believe in keeping America divided, but castigate conservatives for their "lack of unity."
Our finest men and women are CEO’s, editors, and reporters at the New York Times, Simon & Schuster, Random House, Disney and CNN. Our press operates under the First Amendment, promotes the fondest of our ideals, and claims to be objective. Our best and brightest are Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings and Todd Purdum. We rebuke conservatism as an archaic ideology filled with sexist, racist, homophobic, hysterical behavior.
We detest bloggers, the new media and Free Republic most of all—an insane asylum full of conservative news, views and good old-fashioned Americanism. Their repugnant behavior and their dictator, Jim Robinson, have toppled a once dominated media empire. We will forever label all of them as “bitter clingers.”
Yet, never forget that we love you, want to protect you, and keep your children from harm by micromanaging every aspect of your life. We will say whatever it takes to discredit Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter, Michael Medved, David Limbaugh, Walter Williams and any conservative that threatens our ideology. We are socialists, choking in our own hypocrisy, having no other options left, and in the greatest of our ideals, we are imploding.
We are in chaos, and we have exposed ourselves to the American people. We must end Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos.” We are now destroying the very party that carries our Marxist ideals, and we may never recover from this election because of Rush Limbaugh’s ignorance and meddling.
‘”Tyranny is ... not being allowed to use the Fairness Doctrine to keep them off the air.”
This sounds SO much like them, that we may want to rethink the “satire” label.’
Yeah it does, I thought it was real when I read that part.
Howard Dean’s staff ran their OWN operation chaos that began back in 2006 when the Democrats for McCain began joined the 2006 “McCain 2008” staff. They were former members of Howard Dean’s website team.
And Dean’s success was purely in an online realm.
The DNC stole this election by cheating us out of full participation debates. The DNC colludes with the media on a regular basis. Conservatives need not have applied. They were not given face time.
Operation Chaos started after McCain had the Republican nomination sown up.
Operation Chaos started after Democrats had sown up McCain’s nomination, it was a huge tactical error on the part of the Hillary Camp and allowed Obama to win races he should never have come close in.
You have it 180% backwards. Obama won races handily prior to Operation Chaos. His vote totals, poll standing and fund raising all plummeted after Operation Chaos started. Hillary should of been dead at the beginning of Feb. Operation Chaos kept her alive and Clinton inc political bloodying Obama.
Thanks to Operation Chaos, and the negative media coverage of Obama put out by Clinton Inc since then, McCain went from 70 Electoral points behind in all the projections at the beginning of Feb to parity with Obama now. Thanks to Operation Chaos McCain went from facing a landslide defeat to a shot at winning.
But I know, don't bother the Rush Haters with little things like the facts!
Actually I was thinking about how many Votes Hillary lost ensuring that she would have to face McCain.
had her operatives not voted Republican for McCain she might have had a larger percentage of the popular vote and stayed that way.
Instead by trying to ensure that McCain won it only made her voter turnout appear weaker.
Your opinions are not facts. You opinions about Operation Chaos are at odd with all the observable facts
I know democrats were urged to vote for McCain Before operation Chaos started, just like there were similar calls documented by the media for democrats to vote for Ron Paul.
I know because I was told to do so by Clinton Supporters I know.
The only reason there is an Operation Chaos is because Rush saw what happened and tried to return the favor... so to speak.
Gee, Chris. Is it satire if you just cut and paste from Democratic Underground?
Words of praise, indeed, for our friend, Rush Limbaugh!!!!
Excellent point.
Good point. :-)
Don't give my secrets away, Rocky. :-)
Words of praise indeed.
Running behind and just now catching up.
You are getting away from your satire and into reporting mode again.
Don’t think you wish to be included in those ranks. ;)
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