Posted on 06/03/2008 10:33:30 PM PDT by writer33
Who does this punk, Rush Limbaugh, think he is? Just where does this racist, sexist, homophobic, conservative pig thinks he gets off in meddling in elections? Not only is he a fascist, but he’s a complete and utter moron, espousing the views of his fellow conservative fruitcakes. He is the personification of evil, and according to former President Bill Clinton, “just another scumbag with a microphone.”
It is this kind of misconception in today’s elections that is the example of stupidity in conservatism today. It’s become completely apparent that not only doesn’t Limbaugh not know what he’s talking about, but he’s completely confused about the U.S. Constitution.
“You can vote for anyone for whatever reason you want,” noted Limbaugh.
This is utter nonsense and shows the lack of intellectual capacity of today’s imbeciles, simply known as conservatives. No, Mr. Limbaugh, tyranny is spewing this kind of bilge on the radio to your mind numbed robots. Tyranny is going to war for oil, occupying Iraq while innocent women and children die. Tyranny is counting only the votes you want in the 2000 Presidential elections. Tyranny is having fellow talk radio hosts like Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Mark Levin, not being allowed to use the Fairness Doctrine to keep them off the air. That’s tyranny, and that’s the sad state of affairs in today’s America, an America that is willing to disenfranchise women and blacks.
We’re here to fight, fight until the battle is won. We’ll fight in the fields and on the land. We’ll fight in the sea and the air. We will never surrender. We will continue to fight until every last vestige of American tradition and conservatism is removed from this country. We’re here to win the hearts and minds of the American people, to make them see the error of their ways. We have no choice. Our ideology and base of power depends on it. We must stop Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos.” We must bring down "the most dangerous man in America" and the advancement of conservatism. We must keep these conservatives from spreading their lies and doing any further damage to our "New Deal." We must make America embrace the ideals of Lenin and Marx. We must execute the ideas of these so-called "patriots" with extreme prejudice. We must eradicate their party and their constituents! We have operatives everywhere. We have them at the New York Times, NBC, CBS, ABC and even FOX.
Americans must see through Rush Limbaugh, a radio host that is willing to pervert liberty for his own ego. We’ve got to stand up and yell, “hell no, we won’t go!” For we know the people of America are far too stupid to run this country. They are ignorant sheep guided by conservatives in talk radio.
Remember, we are the party of inclusion. We are the party that can make a difference, not Rush Limbaugh and “Operation Chaos.” We are the party that classifies all people into groups. We’re the people that understand minorities need a helping hand, knowing they couldn’t possibly make it in America on their own. We’re the kind of Americans that believe women have been exploited, and that Hillary Clinton is getting a raw deal. We believe that feminism is the key to a woman’s independence, because we hate heterosexual, white men. For us, heterosexual, conservative, angry, white men are to blame for all that’s wrong in the world.
We are the party that claims to be for the working man while raising their taxes. We are the people that advocates for the black man, offering them welfare instead of promoting a strong black family. We do this to cleanse our guilty consciences when we go home to our mansions on Nantucket, Beacon Hill, and Hollywood. We are the men and women that offer you an unemployment check rather than offering a job. We believe in keeping America divided, but castigate conservatives for their "lack of unity."
Our finest men and women are CEO’s, editors, and reporters at the New York Times, Simon & Schuster, Random House, Disney and CNN. Our press operates under the First Amendment, promotes the fondest of our ideals, and claims to be objective. Our best and brightest are Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings and Todd Purdum. We rebuke conservatism as an archaic ideology filled with sexist, racist, homophobic, hysterical behavior.
We detest bloggers, the new media and Free Republic most of all—an insane asylum full of conservative news, views and good old-fashioned Americanism. Their repugnant behavior and their dictator, Jim Robinson, have toppled a once dominated media empire. We will forever label all of them as “bitter clingers.”
Yet, never forget that we love you, want to protect you, and keep your children from harm by micromanaging every aspect of your life. We will say whatever it takes to discredit Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter, Michael Medved, David Limbaugh, Walter Williams and any conservative that threatens our ideology. We are socialists, choking in our own hypocrisy, having no other options left, and in the greatest of our ideals, we are imploding.
We are in chaos, and we have exposed ourselves to the American people. We must end Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos.” We are now destroying the very party that carries our Marxist ideals, and we may never recover from this election because of Rush Limbaugh’s ignorance and meddling.
Satire ping!
You said satire, it sounds more like the Democratic Platform. Wait, it IS the Democratic Platform. No, wait, they didn’t say anything about killing babies, yet.
You should feel dirty.
:-)
Pretty good.
I could and have done better satire than that.
But the point is well taken.
He’s satirizing himself.
That was the best!!! (at first, he had my hackles up:-))))
On the other hand, as much as I love Rush, could Operation Chaos have given us John McCain by bleeding the conservatives from our primaries? I’m asking the question because I don’t know if this is a possibility or not.
No. It didn't begin until it was clear that we were stuck with McCain, and that Hillary was about to be completely undone by Obama. This kept her in it, and kept Democrats fighting each other from within.
New tagline
Good idea.
funniest line....."we are the party of inclusion" ....
all included except real Catholics, Chrisitans, gun owners, business owners,hunters, garlic noses, whities, etc...etc....
Rush Limbaugh is a Super Genius.
This sounds SO much like them, that we may want to rethink the "satire" label.
No. The Republican race was over at least before Virginia's primary on February 12th; McCain was the only candidate left after the first couple primaries/caucuses. What a fiasco.
FReeper “writer33” is correct.
After McCain effectively secured the nomination in the earlier primaries, due to conservative Republicans splitting their votes among alternative candidates and some crossover voting for McCain, Rush knew we were stuck with McCain. He also knew that McCain would not fight strongly enough against the Dems because he had already proved that and said so, in effect.
That’s when Rush instituted Operation Chaos. The goal was to help the Dems divide among themselves and tear each other up, since Rush said McCain sure wasn’t going to rip them as he should
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