YeeeeHawwwww!
Gonna fire up the big ol’ Texas pit and drive around the neighborhood in my F-350, make a fire in the old wood stove and run the airconditioner at the same time!
Combating Gore’s craziness with immature national tantrums of me-ism.
Works for me.
I’m gonna eat two cans of Nalley’s Chili and fart like there’s no tomorrow!
Why would they schedule this on a Thursday??? Do it on a Saturday when people have extra time available to BBQ, burn and belch.
Count me IN for 279 pounds!
I think I’ll burn a few tires in celebration. We’ve had a cold spring up here.
Let’s rack up those carbon debits folks!
* Cease all ethanol production. It takes away from food production and the unintended consequence is higher food costs. As diesel prices go up, the cost of farming tips the balance of cost to make ethanol a bad idea. Just say "no" to ethanol! Even Jimmy Carter says that diverting farm production from food to fuel is dumb – even HE gets it. This will create only ONE "blend" of gasoline and will cease regional "boutique" blends (gasohols) which are stupid, costly, and meaningless. Trucking custom blends around the country is wasteful. Ethanol blends get fewer miles to the gallon, and adds to the cost of production and transportation. Newer cars do not need oxygenated fuels.
* Lift the restrictions in order to drill for oil in Alaska, Gulf of Mexico, and other sites in the CONUS as a matter of national security.
* Encourage the petro industry to construct state-of-the-art refineries and/or retrofit current and dormant ones and crank up production for our newly-accessed oil in the CONUS.
* Make all “carbon credit” scams unlawful. Discrediting Algore should have been a slam-dunk a long time ago. Stop electing Reps who buy into the Global Warming / Global Cooling / Climate Change Hoax. CO2 is not our enemy!
* Construct SEVERAL, regional Pebble-Bed Modular Reactors (or other similar modern designs) that are not considered "breeders", are rechargeable, and cleaner than any current nuclear generator design. Breeders are OK, but PBMR's are better. DO SOMETHING NUCLEAR to resolve energy problems.
* Use the residual heat from the reactors above to process motor fuel from coal and/or shale. Even though Clinton "stole" some of the best coal reserves, we still have a lot to use.
* Become independent enough to make the cartels (i.e. OPEC) inconsequential.
* Convince local taxing bodies to lift or cap the sales tax on gasoline so that as gas prices go up, the local tax collectors don’t see a windfall revenue jump at the expense of the consumer. The Federal government could compel the states (and locals) to cap the fuel taxes.
If you squint real hard, and read between the lines, the ‘manifesto’ will require the dismissal of all RINOs and LibDems and the election of some clear-minded conservatives to even consider any of the above.
I’ve been keeping the boat at half-throttle to save on fuel. I’ll be sure to open it up that weekend to celebrate this wonderful new holiday.
Only John McCain can save our global planet! Go, John McCain, GO!
Go dig a hole to China and jump in.
I’ll take my Corvette down to the store and buy a can of beans.
Then I’ll eat the beans...
Bump....
Maybe I’ll burn some tires.
I'm not sure about the recycling thing, but the rest is doable. Should be great for moral, lol.
I plan on getting a dozen CO2 tanks, the big one, and just tune the valves on.
Put your 2 cent worth in
http://www.grassfire.org/index.htm
Let congress know how you feel about the CO2 cap and trade scam.
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Silly and childish, but thats just my opinion.
