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From the NASA link [at URL]:

"... Jupiter's recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant is getting warmer near the equator."

1 posted on 05/28/2008 5:56:45 AM PDT by Laissez-faire capitalist
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

It’s all those darn wood burning fireplaces up there.


2 posted on 05/28/2008 5:58:33 AM PDT by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
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To: All

What say you?


3 posted on 05/28/2008 5:59:35 AM PDT by Laissez-faire capitalist (Keep working! Welfare cases and their liberal enablers are counting on you!)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

It’s the greenhouse gases from the EEEEEEvil capitalist America that have finally leaked their way to Jupiter.

The greenies will try to spin this to the rubes as

“LOOK! Global warming is so bad it’s even affecting Jupiter! Global Socialism NOW!”


4 posted on 05/28/2008 6:00:55 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist
Yep, Gore and friends will have to create a command economy - with themselves at the top, in order to save Jupiter.

Citizens who object will be put in re-education camps.

5 posted on 05/28/2008 6:01:15 AM PDT by GOPJ
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

I love it! Brilliant!


7 posted on 05/28/2008 6:03:45 AM PDT by Dudoight
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

THAT’S where I want my carbon credits to be cashed in.....


8 posted on 05/28/2008 6:04:58 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Is this tagline governed by McCain-Feingold?)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist
LOL....according to this study...

http://news.mongabay.com/2008/0518-hurricanes.html

...we will have fewer hurricanes in 2008 as the result of global warming. Between less cold weather, longer growing seasons, and fewer hurricanes, I'm not really seeing any downside to this.

9 posted on 05/28/2008 6:06:08 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

In other news, NASCAR has been holding races around Saturn’s rings.


10 posted on 05/28/2008 6:07:37 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

11 posted on 05/28/2008 6:09:40 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

Whether we find life on it or not, I still think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.


12 posted on 05/28/2008 6:27:20 AM PDT by abishai
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

Let’s see! So all the planets in our solar system are showing signs of warming. Hmmmmm


15 posted on 05/28/2008 6:54:58 AM PDT by Graycliff (Long haired freaky people, need not apply.)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

Guess Jupiterians never signed the Kyoto Accords.


16 posted on 05/28/2008 7:37:39 AM PDT by rod1
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist
>>> The planet is getting warmer, so there must be SUVs, or power plants, or factories, or all of them somewhere on Jupiter...and they're almost certainly man-made made by White Europeans.<<<
17 posted on 05/28/2008 8:25:22 AM PDT by HardStarboard (Take No Prisoners - We're Out Of Qurans)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

An alternate theory is that the Jovians recently became suspicious of the vaccines that they have been receiving from Mercury, and are now suffering from a massive measles epidemic.


18 posted on 05/28/2008 8:29:35 AM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist
We now know that this supposed cometary impact was only a cover story for a secret SUV shipment to the gas giant...
19 posted on 05/28/2008 9:17:25 AM PDT by mikrofon (By Jove!)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist; Timeout; Entrepreneur; Defendingliberty; WL-law; Genesis defender; ...
 

Beowulf's Compilation of
Global Warming is happening throughout the Solar System. Keyword "SOLAR"

20 posted on 06/02/2008 2:28:17 PM PDT by steelyourfaith
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