got milk ?
1 posted on
05/19/2008 7:10:13 AM PDT by
kingattax
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To: kingattax
A milk truck and an Oreo truck collision. Perfect together.
2 posted on
05/19/2008 7:13:57 AM PDT by
DogBarkTree
(The correct word isn't "immigrant" when what they are doing is "invading".)
To: taraytarah
3 posted on
05/19/2008 7:14:33 AM PDT by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: kingattax
closed while authorities remove the cookies How selfish.
4 posted on
05/19/2008 7:15:36 AM PDT by
CindyDawg
To: kingattax
The Obama campaign immediately issued a press release claiming the accident was a political stunt and that any use of the word "Oreo" is racist
6 posted on
05/19/2008 7:18:14 AM PDT by
BradyBug
(Holy Rolling Redneck)
To: kingattax
Has Queen Nancy issued a statement yet about how Bush has caused the Oreo prices to go up?
8 posted on
05/19/2008 7:22:00 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: kingattax
So the truck tossed it’s cookies?
9 posted on
05/19/2008 7:23:54 AM PDT by
Pylon
(Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
To: kingattax; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; ...
MR. LIPPMAN: What is this guy again?
ELAINE: They call him a Cleaner. He makes problems go away.
(Newman enters. )
NEWMAN: Hello Elaine. Where are they?
ELAINE: In the back.
NEWMAN: All right, I’m going to need a clean 8 ounce glass.
MR. LIPPMAN: What is going on here?
NEWMAN: If I’m curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.
10 posted on
05/19/2008 7:24:00 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(The question is not, “Am I good enough to be a Christian?” rather “Am I good enough not to be?")
To: kingattax
got milk ?My first thought too. The jokes write themselves sometimes. :~)
To: kingattax
I am more than willing to do my part in the cleanup.
13 posted on
05/19/2008 7:24:39 AM PDT by
Hacklehead
(Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
To: kingattax
"he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median."No more driivng for this guy, and he should be in jail.
14 posted on
05/19/2008 7:26:17 AM PDT by
spunkets
("Freedom is about authority", Rudy Giuliani, gun grabber)
To: kingattax
This article is obviously a political shot against Obama. Obama will file a formal protest.
15 posted on
05/19/2008 7:26:26 AM PDT by
alecqss
To: kingattax; Froufrou
"...trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos..."
So, the trailer was actually only rated for 7 tons of Oreos?
16 posted on
05/19/2008 7:27:23 AM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(Friends with umbrellas are outstanding in the rain.)
To: kingattax
Quick, someone call Obama, he said we can’t “Eat all we want” :)
17 posted on
05/19/2008 7:27:28 AM PDT by
eXe
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: kingattax
Stuff like this never happened to Hydrox.
20 posted on
05/19/2008 7:30:28 AM PDT by
LexBaird
(Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
To: kingattax
24 posted on
05/19/2008 7:34:28 AM PDT by
rickmichaels
(God Bless America, Land That I Love)
To: kingattax
What, no Rosie O'Donnell jokes? Slackers. I'll do it then.
Whoa, I didn't know Rosie lived in Illinois! She is going to be mad that this week's stash won't be arriving on time.
28 posted on
05/19/2008 7:47:40 AM PDT by
14erClimb
(I'm not a member of the vast RINO conspiracy)
To: kingattax
The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped openRosie O'Donnell was observed at the scene carrying a box cutter and a large canvas bag.
32 posted on
05/19/2008 8:03:30 AM PDT by
layman
(Card Carrying Infidel)
To: kingattax
Hold Muh Oreos Alert!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
33 posted on
05/19/2008 8:15:12 AM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: kingattax
Well, that’s the way the......
Nver mind.
37 posted on
05/19/2008 10:21:29 AM PDT by
Erasmus
(Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
To: kingattax
So the truck driver woke up just in time to see he was headed into a barricade?
What do you suppose he did? (highlight below to see answer):
He tossed his cookies!
38 posted on
05/19/2008 10:24:18 AM PDT by
Erasmus
(Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
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