[Slings and Arrows]

Finally, a victim class that include all liberals.

[EggsAckley]

“Edelweiss, edelweiss......”

[Renderofveils]

Two pages, and no Soylent Green jokes yet?

Shameful.

[Fresh Wind]

I promise not to mow my lawn again, ever.

[Luke21]

I got weeds to pull, but will the do gooders let me?

[IM2MAD]

Tis better to plant than be planted.

[ItsForTheChildren]

They enjoy all kinds of weeds.

[TexasCajun]

Asparagus, You’re on your own! Sorry

[TexasCajun]

Plant's Rights?

No Food For Fuel!

[Yaelle]

While “plant rights” is ridiculous, G-d did give us dominion over the earth but to use it judiciously. I like the idea of just killing the animals we need to kill for our livelihoods/diet/safety and not for the pure killing of them. I also like the idea of treating plants with the same respect: eating what we need, using them as decoration, clothing, other function, but not doing needless wasting of the knowledge and function and beauty of plants. I mean, chopping down the giant Sequoias or plucking the last of a rare wildflower seems wrong to me.

I think we should tread somewhat softly as we meet our own needs. That seems Biblically ordained as well.

[Publius6961]

Switzerland joins Belgium, as being among the first non-islamic countries to publicly announce that they welcome extinction by default.

I suggest that we do everything in our power to aid them in that regard.

Just saying...

[big'ol_freeper]

"Someones lost more than just their mojo I'd say. Like their friggin minds. Yeah baby, yeah."

[HereInTheHeartland]

I used to joke about this as a possibility, to illustrate how assine animal rights people are.

[Richard Kimball]

Asparagus has nothing to fear from me. Nor does cauliflower or broccoli.

[Just Lori]

A "clear majority" of the panel adopted what it called a "biocentric" moral view, meaning that "living organisms should be considered morally for their own sake because they are alive."

So should I pray for the souls of my green beans before I pick and eat them? When the slugs eat some of my strawberries before I pick them, what punishment should the slugs receive? Salt is torture, right? Salt must be banned! Bamboo skewers should be banned!

If I forget to water my houseplants every 7 days, should I be jailed? Isn't that cruelty?

Ok, we can see how ridiculous this is, but those who run government can't. The insanity has gone far beyond what rational people ever dreamed.

Time to build more asylums, and FILL them.

[rdl6989]

Ok, so what are people supposed to eat if meat is bad and so are plants like fruit and vegetables?

[Fresh Wind]

[Veto!]

So very happy to learn that asparagus is at last getting its due. But alas, no one has yet taken up the cause of air and all the precious little bacteria, fungi, mold spores and more that we slaughter with every breath we take. How inhumane is that? Breathing should certainly be abolished.

[Alouette]

Tomatoes are alive!

When you cut them, they bleed!

[dfwgator]

There’s a lady I know
If I didn’t know her
She’d be the lady I didn’t know.

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli
She brought it home.

She’s chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli

She’s chopping broccoli
She’s chopping broccoli
She’s chop.. ooh!
She’s chopping broccola-ah-ie!