Posted on 05/03/2008 4:50:51 AM PDT by rhema
With....an....old...rusty.....SPOON.
Grrrrrrrr!
[don’t EVEN ask what I do to helpless, innocent artichokes]
Sal “Brussel Sprout Brutality” Amander
;]
Ratatouille is mass murder!
“The Burning Time”?....:)
I love asparagus. Broccoli is tolerable with a good dip. I’m with you on cauliflower.
:’) The local chain had a 2 for $4 sale on Fresh Express Caesar Salad kits. I’m eating the second one right now. :’) Thanks Berosus.
That reminds me of an old girlfriend. Whoops, I’ll never get away with that one.
Euell Gibbons made a fortune stalking stalks of ass per rage us. ;’)
I pinged you all but forgot to ping you allWow, I guess you really *are* in need of a cuppa joe.
“I think those activists are planning a coop d’etat.”
RIMSHOT!
“The local chain had a 2 for $4 sale on Fresh Express Caesar Salad kits. I’m eating the second one right now”
I enjoy your humor but listen, Fungi, I hope you’ve got plenty of chlorophyll credits, or I will sic the Keystone Kop Plant Police on you.
I’ll be garden the house against ingress.
There’s a lady I know
If I didn’t know her
She’d be the lady I didn’t know.
And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli
She brought it home.
She’s chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
She’s chopping broccoli
She’s chopping broccoli
She’s chop.. ooh!
She’s chopping broccola-ah-ie!
Let your guard down and garlic your cargo of escargot.
Thank you for the ping.
There is no end to insanity.
Did I miss the garden thread this week?
the arbitrary killing of flora is morally wrong.
What are these lunatics going to eat tomorrow? Plankton?
Oh wait! That is what sea creatures eat.
These people have to got to be public school graduates!
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
What a bunch of silly old fusspots these Swiss are.
Don’t you need NERVE ENDINGS to feel pain? I’d like to think that a human life is worth much more than a stalk of asparagus...but I guess “some vegetables are more equal than others.”
It’s coming. Everything Orwell predicted is coming true.
Why should the human population be reduced to "save the planet" if that planet is itself a meaningless ball of magma with absolutely no meaning whatsoever? Why should (as some have suggested) the human race voluntarily go extinct so "nature" can go on "experimenting with life" when nature and life are ultimately meaningless?
And why is it that people who believe in randomness and spontaneity as the cause of everything insist on centralized planning to solve all these "problems" they see everywhere? Maybe the same random, spontaneous processes that created the universe are quite competent to solve any "problems" that arise?
"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"
If you want to get a progressive red-hot with rage, try to trace all his moral pronouncements back to first principles when conversing with him.
As he senses the increasing incoherence of his worldview he will either insult yours as much as he can - blasphemy, etc. - or he will angrily question your intellect/education.
The most amusing thing about the modern progressive is that his worldview is far more unexamined and more instinctual than that of the orthodox Christians he most despises: he has never really been challenged and thus he has never really inquired into his faith - all the more so because he does not even realize that his faith is a faith, a philosophical disadvantage that few Christians share.
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