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Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
Philadelphia Weekly ^ | 04/21/2008

Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)

When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.

But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."

"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

You grab that ass of life, girl!

Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: assoflife; chelsea; clinton; firstprincess; homosexualagenda; kneepadbrigade; plasticsurgery
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To: maggief

Looks like a Clinton Cabinet meeting.


81 posted on 04/21/2008 11:34:55 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Perhaps you should start a ping list LOL


82 posted on 04/21/2008 11:36:00 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: OldMissileer

Has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink

So ugly she’d make an onion cry.

In high school, she prayed for acne.


83 posted on 04/21/2008 11:36:26 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner.”....

Meathead is gay?....thought so.


84 posted on 04/21/2008 11:37:50 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: freedomlover

That would be some high volume ping list, wouldn’t it?

With all the gay bars Chelsea frequents, it would be a most active “Ass of Life” ping list.

As tempting as that sounds.... I’ll have to pass.

(Still eating lunch here. Trust me. It’s NOT easy!)


85 posted on 04/21/2008 11:38:39 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Typical White Person)
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To: infantrywhooah
The last time I saw a face like that I was taking a hook out of it’s mouth.

Not meaning to pry, but you have piqued my curiosity- How exactly did your donkey get a hook in it's mouth?

86 posted on 04/21/2008 11:40:54 AM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar; Lazmataz; martin_fierro

Ass of Life Ping.

(And no, I’m NOT gonna start an Ass of Life Ping list.)


87 posted on 04/21/2008 11:41:00 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Typical White Person)
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To: I'm ALL Right!

“What does that mean, exactly? “The Ass of Life”

I dunno. but expect to be hearing that phrase a lot from now on.


88 posted on 04/21/2008 11:41:55 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Ask me again tomorrow.)
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To: roamer_1
It's a long sordid tail.....
89 posted on 04/21/2008 11:42:38 AM PDT by infantrywhooah
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
"Meathead is gay?...."

The real question at hand is whether he pitches or catches.
90 posted on 04/21/2008 11:44:20 AM PDT by infantrywhooah
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To: fkabuckeyesrule
I geuss this is the difference between her and Jenna Bush.

Agreed. I envy Jenna's fiance.

I pity any normal guy associated with Chelsea.

91 posted on 04/21/2008 11:44:27 AM PDT by kromike
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To: infantrywhooah

LOL


92 posted on 04/21/2008 11:48:00 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: laweeks

Rush was talking about Chelsea and one of the staff put up a picture of a dog on the monitor. I think it was Clinton’s dog. Have no idea if it was planned or not. Rush laughed and said no, he wasn’t talking about Chelsea being a dog. He had more laughs about it the next day on the radio, and still kept saying it was a mistake and not intentional. Pretty much ticked off Bill and Hillary as you can expect, since Chelsea was just a little kid yet and didn’t deserve that if it was intentional.

As far as looking like Web, Chelsea actually looks exactly like her grandma (Bill’s momma).


93 posted on 04/21/2008 11:51:41 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Ask me again tomorrow.)
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To: maggief
So is THAT the Ass of Life?

Now I am a bit interested if there is something to CC's backside. This photo isnt fair as jeans if tight act as a "pressure suit" and can serve to create something that falls apart when the jeans come off.

So I am not calling for any CC backside images available but I just think people want to know, thats all.

94 posted on 04/21/2008 11:51:41 AM PDT by corkoman
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To: traumer

"Eh, what's up, Doc?"

95 posted on 04/21/2008 11:53:56 AM PDT by Eastbound
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To: dighton; Billthedrill; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; Constitution Day; Petronski; Tijeras_Slim
Ping to a very strange headline and bisexual hottie Anne Dicker.

Perhaps she's related to Fredric U. Dicker, longtime NY Post Albany-based reporter.

Also in today's NY Post their headline on the Pope's appearance at Yankee Stadium:

BEN'S SERMON ON THE MOUND

96 posted on 04/21/2008 11:57:02 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: Responsibility2nd

Check out her body language. The reason she looks like she’s got a double chin is that she’s leaning as far back as she can without actually looking like she is. She is NOT as comfortbable here as this article would have you believe.

Reminds me of watching billy boy in a receiving line shaking hands with a gay couple then wiping his hands on his pants after they passed him.


97 posted on 04/21/2008 11:58:18 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (0'bambi: the audacity of hype)
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To: I'm ALL Right!

Old song, by Dire Straits.


98 posted on 04/21/2008 12:02:35 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Sax

“I’ll have a coke!”

You rock. :)


99 posted on 04/21/2008 12:03:15 PM PDT by Famishus (North of the equator, the Death Spiral is clockwise.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
As the old saying goes, "She'd make a freight train take a dirt road."

I'm wondering how many gay bars little miss hippocrite visited BEFORE Mamma was running for office?
100 posted on 04/21/2008 12:08:04 PM PDT by FrankR (OBAMA is the VAST WRIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY...)
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